F.B.I. - Fucking Big Idiot

I love taking the lil red panties off the bologna, is a treat

@bigal29.bsky.social 😇😇😇

Why did my sister say that my fugler looked like her lmfaoo

Yes, i think that will work too, thank you

Bro im so fucking sad, maybe cheesecake and gummies will fix me :/

Can’t wait to be done with work so i can sob under the covers while listening to chasing rainbows by bring me the horizon

Honestly, I’m so tired of being the one that always falls first.

My tummy is killing me, Im not hot and have these problems, thanks for nothing jesus

Peanut butter chocolate chip cookies are so good

I better not be reincarnated in the next life, I cannot do this shit again

if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake

protecting my eyes from the horrors of the world

seek jesus. i don’t want you in hell with me

It’s so painful waking up every day and no one likes me, brutal actually

Men are so evil, they need to stay away from my soul (my arbys roast beef sandwich)

It’s mostly bc i be saying crazy stuff on here and then to match it to my face 😅

Shoulda been illegal

Im scared to post real pics of myself but i looked so good on halloween

You are so right king

Me trying to give myself a better day than i gave myself when i first woke up

Me when someone says stupid shit and it hurts me physically

I wonder what a hammer tastes like

throw sandwiches at nazis

How do you know if you have rabies?

I just want 2 hot men to kiss and have me be right in the middle, is that too much to ask for in this economy?

Never i am perfect like a puzzle piece edge

Im pretty sure i could beat up grimace in a fist fight

I think it would be lovely if a canes chicken catering van hit me and i got free canes for life

How do you fix anxious attachment style? Will watching coraline 30 times help or am i hopeless