Mike Cruikshank

this week in stupid: November 8 edition Donny Convict labels it, Jesse Watters enables it, and so much more...

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: November 8 edition" — Donny Convict labels it, Jesse Watters enables it, and so much more...
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Cartoon: The man who knew too little The Kickstarter has ended, but good news for procrastinators:�late pledges remain open for a little while longer. You can see some of my photos from the Zohran Mamdani rally at Forest Hills Stadium ....

oh hey it's monday morning again

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Best treat of the night.

#HappierHAMILLWEEN 🎃 😋

YouTube video by PoliticsGirl They WANT us TO RIOT

They want us to riot…
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happy 3rd birthday to us all! without you folks, I’d just be shouting into the wind

here's today's post: "happy 3rd birthday to us all!" — without you folks, I’d just be shouting into the wind.
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please pour one out for Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, he’s going through a very rough patch right now. “Martha, in case you don’t know it, I’m actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain, too.” I mean, who among us isn’t a soybean farmer, am I right? Bessent may look like a haughty fuckface oligarch to you, but let me tell you: as soon as those cameras go off, Soybean Scott changes into some well-worn overalls, clenches a stalk of wheat between his teeth, and goes out to work the back forty. e-i-e-i-oh, motherfucker!

GAZILLIONAIRE SHITKAZOO SCOTT BESSENT WENT ON TV AND ACTUALLY WHINED ABOUT BEING A POOR SOYBEAN FARMER. FUCK OFF, SCOTTY. THAT'S AS BELIEVABLE AS DONNY CONVICT CLAIMING HE'S A "HUMAN BEING." MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I HAVE WRITTEN A POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/4hOa3oB

do we even have a government any more? over the cliff with Donny and Mikey

here's today's post: "do we even have a government any more?" — over the cliff with Donny and Mikey.
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This is the ad Donald Trump woke up furious about.

Would be a shame if it went viral.

Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration ‘everyone has to love my vulgar dance hall’

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A tweet from Mehdi Hasan reads: “This is his code for saying ‘We can’t have a free and fair election which we lose in 2028.’” It quotes Aaron Rupar’s post showing Donald Trump speaking at a desk with U.S. flags behind him, saying: “We can never let what happened in the 2020 election happen again… I know Kash is working on it, everybody is working on it… We can’t let that happen again to our country.”

He doesn’t plan on leaving. We will kick him out.

Donald Trump literally bulldozing (part of) the White House is a perfect metaphor for his respect for the United States Constitution.

What Governor Whitmer has ACCOMPLISHED in Michigan is EXACTLY why we need MORE bad ass Governors like Mickie Sherrill and Abigail Spanberger to join her in the fight. These women kick ass and Virginia and New Jersey can vote for them on November 4th!

Trump and Stephen Miller’s authoritarian playbook is painfully predictable:

1️⃣ Target a Democratic city
2️⃣ Lie about crime
3️⃣ Deploy heavily armed agents to aggressively detain innocent people and violate their rights
4️⃣ Create stress and chaos
5️⃣ Use self-created chaos as excuse for militarization

is this a photo of the East Wing, or Donny Convict’s brain? you be the judge meanwhile, the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup continues

here's today's post: "is this a photo of the East Wing, or Donny Convict’s brain? you be the judge" — meanwhile, the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup continues.
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Donald Trump did the same thing to the Constitution's Wall of Separation Between Church and State.

stop it, you mean old No Kings protesters. you’re making MAGA cry boo fucking hoo, diaper-babies

here's today's post: "stop it, you mean old No Kings protesters. you’re making MAGA cry" — boo fucking hoo, diaper-babies.
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fuckwits and furniture molesters: your Republican roundup scenes from the Sunday shows

here's today's post: "fuckwits and furniture molesters: your Republican roundup" — scenes from the Sunday shows.
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Respect to those who got here first.

Forbidden love

Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever

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He finally got the election-denying MAGA A.G. he always dreamed of. Bondi was openly partisan, scornful & highly combative, her non-answers dripping with disdain. Very telling when she was asked if she'd seen the photos of her boss "with half-naked young women." PATHETIC
#ProtectingHerPedophilePrez

Pamnesia Pam can’t remember shit about Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie won’t you please help find a cure?

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YouTube video by SWG Legends SWG:Legends - The Nightmare Begins

The SWG: Legends team has another special treat in store for you this year! What awaits you in the mysterious tombs on Yavin IV?

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#swglegends #swg #galaxies #gmf

Looks pretty awesome! I'm sure it's above my skill level but it should be fun dying there. 😉

elderly golfer big mad because he can’t do a fascism in Portland boo fucking hoo, Donny

here's today's post: "elderly golfer big mad because he can’t do a fascism in Portland" — boo fucking hoo, Donny.
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Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

A post on X by @micah_erfan includes a photo of a man wearing a "Make Liberals Cry Again" shirt, standing with a woman holding a child near a body of water with a bridge in the background. The post claims that after a Michigan shooting, Trump implied the shooter was an anti-Christian leftist, and contrasts this with the shooter's background, showing the man in the photo. Adjacent to this is a screenshot of a post by @realDonaldTrump from September 28, 2025, at 12:08 PM, addressing a shooting at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan, mentioning FBI involvement and calling for an end to violence.

Not trans. Not Muslim. Not a liberal. Just another radical white man with access to guns who in this case hated the LDS Church, as the NYT has since reported.

barring some last-minute miracle, our government is headed for a shutdown at midnight tonight. Republicans are doing performative fuck-all to keep the government open — and Donny’s prancing about like an extremely racist toddler, because seriously, how else would you expect him to act? ‘racist fuckwit’ is his default setting.

DOUGHY DIAPERLOAD DONALD "STINKY" TRUMP IS TOO WEAK AND DEMENTED TO PREVENT A SHUTDOWN, BUT HE'S SUPER AWESOME AT POSTING RACIST VIDEOS, BECAUSE BEING A "RACIST ASSHOLE" IS KIND OF HIS "TRADEMARK." I EXPLAIN THIS VERY POWERFULLY IN TODAY'S MAGNIFICENT POST. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/4mDVnJ9 THANK YOU!