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so fucking peak every time

12.04.2025 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Hides a d20 in foreskin*
*Looks at 57 ass pics in 3 seconds*
*Gets erect fast enough to shoot the die across the room*

"Heh, natural 20. Nothin personnel, DM"

This is the sort of thing that would normally stay in drafts but those don't exist anymore so

05.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 97    🔁 4    💬 13    📌 0

man I love boobs

05.01.2025 20:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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#TinynReese

27.12.2024 18:17 — 👍 126    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

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i love

men.

19.11.2024 05:06 — 👍 53    🔁 5    💬 6    📌 0

line art of an anthropomorphic horse looking at the viewer holding his erect penis

drawing my friend space; after I did this line art I noticed the style looked like the horses from spirit

17.08.2024 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's cool how longevity research is just "how can billionaires be Immortal' and has nothing to do with expanding healthcare so more people live longer

10.04.2024 16:12 — 👍 70    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 0

Bloodybelly comb jelly, a deep sea creature that looks like some kinda hell alien

you can’t tell this jelly to go to hell

he’s already there

10.04.2024 04:39 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I need him immediately-

03.01.2024 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

man, why's life gotta be so expensive and depressing?

15.11.2023 05:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A cluster of little fairy inkcap mushrooms growing in a bed of bright green moss. Photo by Bernard Spragg NZ (public domain)

I'm on the inkcap server in the Mycosphere. Feels like a fitting home for a writer. 🍄✒️

11.11.2023 06:24 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Small ruffles of fungus, white at the center and sandy-colored on the edges, first spotted emerging from the stump on October 6

The growth has accelerated rapidly and taken on a more uniformly beige coloring by October 10

By October 21, the growth resembles overlapping stacks of pancakes, or a tan-and-cream-colored coral reef, or bouquet of caramel carnations

Also taken October 21, this angle shows another type of fungus, which resembles clumps of pale yellow spheres like oversized lemon dip n' dots, growing on the stump alongside and between several layers of the pancake-y one

The progression of growth on a stump in my yard last month when it started raining again in western Washington 🍄📷 #fungifriends

10.11.2023 06:13 — 👍 43    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 2

An other clump of large mushrooms in frosted grass. Two angles 🍄📷

08.11.2023 05:11 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

trying to develop a consistent style is kinda hard

11.11.2023 06:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0