GobLyn Lawless

08 - Tiana's Guide to Practical Homeownership for Quintouples Metamour Than You Bargained For · Episode

Because you need at least a five person polycule to live comfortably these days ✨

For real tho. 2025 is the year of "hmm..."

Please slap me hard enough to send me to a better timeline ffs

Me, @ every star Trek opening:
🎶 It's been a long road
Getting from there to here 🎶

My friends: istg 🔪

Istg this CEO couldn't make himself less relatable if he tried. 💀

Time is a weird soup and I'm all out of spoons ✨

Overloading my weekend, as per usual. Any time off work has to be used for worthwhile things, right? That's what makes the 40hr/week worth it, right?

Making myself laugh too hard, today

Having kids is the world's oldest pyramid scheme

He doesn't know about the three seashells 🤣🤣🤣

Rawr means I luv u in dinosaur :3

Making myself laugh too hard, today

Not all men?

Correct.

Greg Universe WOULD NEVER.

(For those who ain’t already know, stimulants have significant antidepressant effects for individuals with dopamine deficiencies and depression, whether the deficiency is due to ADHD, chronic inflammation, or other sources)

Sure, my school taught us cursive and roman numerals in pre kindergarten. They also taught us that dinosaurs are a hoax so... Win some lose some, at least my handwriting is pretty?

You can tell a lot about a person by how they behave while waiting in a queue.

I love getting to post monster porn for our Patreon. Written smut is my jam. 🤩

Call me
Beep me
But you won't reach me

- The Neurodivergent that has had their phone notifications silenced for a decade

Follow me if you're Neurospicy! 🔥

Bluesky 🔫 give me my next invite code now! And 3 extras. Put them in the bag! Hurry up!

Credit to Octofoto, again! 📸 Oops lol

Curly haired person with hard, far staring eyes. Their chin is held by a demonic black hand

A curly haired person is in the embrace of monstrous black arms, succumbing to darkness as the embrace sullies their skin

Curly haired person has their chest covered by one black hand. The other hand of their inner demons guide their chip upwards, as their body is stained black in places from it's influence

The curly haired person allows the demon to take control of their tongue with one long, vicious claw, as the hand cradles their face and their eyes look upwards desperately

🎶 Slime beneath me... slime up above
Ooh you'll love my (ah ✨ oh 🔥 ah 💥)
Toxic looooooove~

Black and white photograph of a person floating in the water with a waterfall in the background. They are semi nude and on their back so that their chest is the only part of their body protruding above the water. The upper half of their head is submerged, to reveal only their smiling, open mouth

🎶 You and me and the devil makes three
Don't need no other lovin' babe 🎶

Credit to Octofoto ✨

Not all autistic people are bad at reading social cues. Some of us are just traumatized enough to recognize when people are upset, after all. Recognizing that people are flirting, on the other hand...

Reskeet if you're gay and tired

No, we aren't trying to convert you all to polyamory. We just want you to have the knowledge and resources to consciously choose monogamy for yourself rather than just because society tells you it's what you need to be. 💖

I'm just gonna dip a toe in, here...

Wait no - my first post can't be about feet!

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