masked federal goons are executing law-abiding white male gun owners in the streets on behalf of a tyrannical pedophile elite but weirdly we’re not hearing much from the 2nd Amendment defenders who love to say 20 years of mass shootings are simply the price we pay to defend ourselves against tyranny
I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
Real Steel walked so Vin Diesel could run
write your spec!
Mad Men 4K
gonna say this as the blessing before thanksgiving dinner
holding our noses and putting up with a president who was clearly a child sex predator is just the price we must pay for 50 year mortgages that will allow all americans to access the dream of paying 4 million dollars for a $300,000 house
i know this is some kind of trap, but it’s a very good trap
GET IN LOSERS WE’RE GOING LOSING
LAUSD, the second-largest school district in the country, has enabled chatbots on student devices without even notifying parents or providing any means of opting out.
after trying out Trucktober this year, i’ve got to admit I’m feeling better, sleeping better and just all-around happier. so i’ve decided im gonna stay Truck from here on out
tonight, somewhere in brooklyn, there is a charismatic socialist barista who might soon primary and defeat chuck schumer
Most intriguing Canadian brands I’ve learned about from ads in Toronto’s stadium:
Tim Hortons
Sobeys
Old Manitoba Bunion Cream
Heck Jebley Capital
Terry’s Taco
Sasquatch Cigs
Stubblejumper Airlines
Chinook Subs & Suds
worried the Dems might be slightly overestimating how excited the average person is to hear multiple times a week from a textbot pretending to be Robert Reich
using chat gpt to help me write horny comments on tilly norwood’s instagram
just a normal tuesday where the president flies in every general from around the world to call them pussies for not being more willing to kill american protestors who say mean things about him
a quick reminder you have just over six hours left to watch and post about One Battle After Another before you will be forcibly removed from Silver Lake
I didn’t get raptured OR invited to charlie xcx’s wedding 😤
if the damn rapture happens before I get to see this new paul thomas anderson movie i’m gonna be so steamed
everything is chill and normal on the other site
sooo I just want everyone to have healthcare and not be slaves for billionaires but now half the country wants to do a civil war against me because one meme-brained MAGA guy shot another MAGA guy for like not being Nazi enough??
praying for middle school math teachers rn
does anyone know of any good amish communities that are currently accepting applicants?
I actually listened to Sam Altman on Theo Von’s podcast because I wanted to hear someone cosplaying as the dumbest guy in the world talk to someone cosplaying as the smartest guy in the world
looks like we got ourselves a real Hell Yeah situation here
It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you don’t hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact!
yeah trump was probably at the big pedophile parties but maybe that’s just the price we have to pay to starve Gaza, take away Medicaid, open concentration camps and send several generations into forced retirement to bring about the billionaire dream of an uninhabitable AI slopworld
Colbert should do an entire show of Epstein Trump jokes tonight.
All questions to guests about Epstein or Trump or both. Every musical transition a song like Thank Heavens for Little Girls. Every Monologue joke. Etc.
