Phillip M Jackson

2003: Iraq invaded for BS reason.
2004 - 2013: Destabilisation of Middle East as a result of Iraq invasion.
2013 onward: Mass migration from Middle East to Europe as people flee instability.

USA: "Wow, you guys sure have a migrant problem."

2026: Iran attacked for BS reason.

I concur.
Got a fave food that you usually buy in?
Learn how to make it yourself.
There's probably a walkthrough on youtube.

Mastodon?

Happy Threadsday.

...... duck.

Gender-swapped Jafar..... and She-ago.

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Slightly different head.

Werewolf Wednesday.

Everything he has done since Facebook reinforces the argument that he stole the idea for Facebook.

Watching Zucky fail to bring about the "Metaverse", while Microslop were too stupid to realise they had both the tools AND an IP with a built-in user-base to make it a reality, has been the funniest thing to happen in the age of social media.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Hey, Spain? 🇪🇸
You making Trump unhappy, too?
🇬🇧

Chloe in Jessica Rabbit's dress.
(Which she seems to fill out just fine..... unsurprisingly)

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I initially groaned when I saw there was a "Backrooms" movie on the way, but then I saw A24 was behind it. They usually deliver.

Sinclaire Smonday.

The US's reason for attacking Iran has changed ALREADY?
The 2003 "they have WMDs!" bullsh*t held up for longer than 72 hours.
How can people who do illegal stuff so often be so bad at it?

Idiots that hire other idiots and purge the competent. It's a self-solving problem, but one that leaves a crater.

I love the banter in SG1.
XD

In real money, initial overheads:
Granulated Sugar (only 2 cups of which used): £1
Gelatine: £1.30
Orange extract (of which only 2tsp are used): £1.50
Yellow food colouring (of which only 2tsp are used): £1

(Later batches will only require the purchase of additional gelatine)

HAAAH XD
Didn't realise the word "Gummies" had been completely co-opted to mean "drug-infused sweet".

There were no bears.
Igthorn was just running around the forest, high as f**k.

You can try dusting them in corn starch/flour or MORE sugar.
How well that takes depends on how much water you used to make the gum.

If you're in control of the mix; you can do whatever the hell you want. That's why home cooking is always better than pre-made slop.
:)

RIP Rob Grant, writer and co-creator of Red Dwarf.
I f**king LOVE those first few series.

Still working on that one. I think I need to add more oil.

They exist, but I imagine they'd be more trouble than they're worth.
Easier to make your mix and tip it into a deep, greased tray. Leave to set, tip it on to a board, then take a knife to it.

They have to be kept on ice.

*burp*

....... "extras"?

No.... but with the amount of sugar in these things; eat too many and you WILL be able to see sound.

Started making my own chocolate a while back.
Thought I'd take a shot at other confectionery.
Behold; the Mark 2 Gummies.
(The Mark 1s were..... unstable)

I WILL be free of the over-priced brands!!

"16bit Sensation: Another Layer".
I think it's actually a sequel to an earlier "16bit Sensation", if Wikipedia is correct.