love thy neighbor and don’t do anal - jesus, probably
I’ll serve crack before I serve this country (i already serve crack)
that’s the first step on the journey of success. congratulations
sorry pete I’d love to serve in iran or whatever but im actually gay and woke and trans
[me after getting drafted] ooof ouch owieeeeee my back and foot and other parts of my body
u the realest mf breathing if I hold my breath
many ppl are saying farner bocken is the realest mf breathing
stop tagging me in this, this is my weird cousin George Lopez
what the fricking fuck dude
😮💨
everything is falling apart and honestly it’s a lowkey vibe
bluesky is an echo chamber you guys should really be reading stuff like Why Genocide Is Good Magazine
#beanheadfacts
why am I the bald guy there‘s other bald guys here
lol
oh wow. a psa 10 autographed jc
#certifiedbeanhead
take me out the game coach
I fumbled a bad bitch and you better believe I’ll do it again
Ever since I was little I knew I wanted to freak out
In my rfk era (shirtless and wearing jeans and doing pushups)
🎯🎯🎯
[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror] im such a fat fucking chud. it’s so over for me
??? ight
?
yeah well ur a beautiful angel it’s different
I’m a disgusting chud and fucking fat as well
cofy ☕️
my wife is mad at me for not taking out the trash when she should be mad about the epstein files
calling every minor inconvenience a distraction from the epstein files
