The call is coming from inside the house, dipshit.

The only chaos is being caused by ICE.

Now get the fuck out of our towns.

Look at these pretty little girls! So busy hauling in the last bits of pollen and nectar before they button up for the winter!

New sign.

Only Yesterday — The Carpenters

My newest sign for Saturday:

I found a location where 400,000 members of Antifa are located

He should send agents there to deal with them

Someone should do a well check on Ingrid.

My BIL thinks they (we?) are gearing up to invade Canada. With these people, is anything too outlandish?

The Paste Eater’s got more money than Snorty because he not buying coke or paying alimony? Sure as hell not living large off his wife’s music career.

ICE said they were after “illegal immigrants.” Then they targeted anyone brown, anyone Black, the homeless, children and even journalists. And they’re just getting started. If you’re wondering how 1933 Germany felt—look around. You’re living it.

I dunno but here is a screenshot.

Done!

Highly recommend Portland at every time of year. There’s no bad time in Portland!

There is absolutely zero chance that a man who took $50,000 in cash in a paper bag from an FBI agent on camera would have been appointed to any position by any other president.

This is great

Yup. Same.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants to hear me sing. But I know the words to all the Disney songs, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. Do. Not. Try. Me!

Let it goooooooo!

a woman is sitting on a couch and says the thirst is real ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says the thirst is real

Thirsty bitches gonna thirst.

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

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Who doesn’t love their new trump taxes

I wish I was as diligent, steadfast and committed to anything as much as the media is committed to NOT saying or writing "the president lied" in the face of the most obvious flat-out lies.

Whoa! That’s a LOT of Christmas gifts!

I’m tone deaf.

Protester in frog costume stands in front of tank (meme of Tiananmen Square “Tank Man”)

Portland, OR, 2025

One. Big fat one. I’ll leave it to y’all to guess which one.

Shiiiit… I was blissfully unaware of this. I had two small kids and feet unsuited for Docs, so I’m glad of that. I’d have 💯 put the wrong color laces.

Someone should check Elon’s account for a massive income spike. Or certain Qatari royals.

Martha Stewart can offer tips on decorating your cell and turning prison slop into a tasty feast.