Gross… it was a balmy 83 here today, but another wave is coming. No pool for me. Just the shower.

The best kind.

It won’t take them long to cut them off, unless you use this kind. They are an absolute nightmare to cut off. You gotta drill them out. Takes at least an hour, if you’re experienced at doing it. And I am. Might take longer for novices. I hope it’s not hot inside that metal box!

Gonna do my part. #DonaldTrumpFuckedKids

I think I’m gonna buy padlocks in bulk, and maybe start randomly putting them on moving vans. For no reason at all.

#SleepyDonFromEpstienIsland

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If I were in his position and my relative got busted raping a child, I would do everything in my power to make sure that asshole never took another breath of free air. But maybe that’s just me.

a man wearing a black shirt with the word dickies on the front ALT: a man wearing a black shirt with the word dickies on the front

What a shame. I mean, what a waste of amazing talent! He’s a national treasure! Not since James Wood and Kid Rock has there been such raw, unbridled, example of masculine thespianism. However will we cope with our cumulative loss?

Fucking inhumane.

One down, TrUday and TrQusay to go.

Yes, please. Resign and let NYC deal with him. That should go well.

💙 A TRUE PROFILE IN
COURAGE
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MAKE AN ORDERLY LINE! No shoving! No cuts! No saving places in line!

Photo tricks are awesome

He DOES weigh 220. And 230, and also 240…275…maybe 300…

I FOUND SOME 2020 ELECTION FRAUD! Trump supporters Burkman and Wohl have pled guilty to 4 felony counts for orchestrating a series of robocalls to suppress the vote of predominantly black voters in Michigan in the 2020 election. www.michigan.gov/ag/news/pres...

I don’t know, either. Couldn’t find anything on Google, either. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I have too many notes to even post here.

Lorne Michaels must wake up every morning wishing for a pause button on real life so SNL has a chance to catch up in a couple of months.

What Republicans are doing in Texas is a cowardly, undemocratic power grab meant to silence voters.

They know their policies are deeply unpopular so they want to rig the next election.

Solidarity with Texas Democrats using every tool to fight back.

Berman: Was the President right about the polling?

Enten: No. If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself.

Preach.

Video 2/18 - I found old clips of Jesse Watters complaining that the media was ignoring the Jeffrey Epstein scandal! I guess Watters doesn't care that someone was molesting kids now. Who protects a dead pedophile? Who is covering up for this? Why wouldn't Watters talk about it.?