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Writer-director-sound designer of: The Waystation β˜„οΈ The Fause Knight πŸ—‘οΈ It's Soul Good 😈 London β€’ 25 β€’ He/him β€’ 6'2'' Β½ β€’ MA Sound Arts Profile art by @hadsbae.bsky.social Linktree: https://linktr.ee/SameOldSatellite

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a man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subject ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subject
09.08.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fallout And Dead Space Actress Elizabeth Plant On The Community Spirit Of Modding We speak to voice actress Elizabeth Plant on her work for Fallout, Dead Space, and The Elder Scrolls, and how modding brings a community together.

Not me forgetting I have Bluesky BUT... GAMINGbible interviewed me!??

Cracking open my work on #FalloutLondon, #DeadSpace, my origins, and more perspectives on why A/I has no place in the industry (and never will!) πŸ’œβœ¨

www.gamingbible.com/features/eli...

#voiceacting #indiedev #voiceover #va πŸŽ™οΈπŸ”₯

09.08.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's nearly full as well which is a delight to see. Lovely to see people have impeccable taste.

09.08.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Back again to see The Fall at the BFI IMAX. Another spectacular last minute booking with a Q+& with the director Tarsem Singh!

It's rare enough to see a film like this here, rarer still to see it twice.

09.08.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, this was all r splendid! Hats off to @johnkennard.co.uk for drawing me in and making me giggle/ grimace in equal measure, and @jrosereads.bsky.social for creeping me out. Kudos to @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social and @draeno.bsky.social for an excellently immersive experience. #pppp #audiodrama

08.08.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s me, the editor! Let me tell you, this one was quite difficult to put together. Not only from a horror perspective, but it was also the most complex AD episode I’ve edited thus far. It’s also a cacophony at times, but it really needed to be due to the the story.

I also read all the credits!

08.08.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And of course, a big supermassive black hole thank you to @ash-alder.bsky.social for the opportunity to write and be part of this project as part of @lawofnames.com!

Looking forward to what'll crop up in the future! 😚

08.08.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey you! Something I wrote is out there in the world! Really honoured to have writ the first attraction for the Peculiar Panoply 😊

If you like monologues, mirror mazes, madness, mystery and other 'm' words, then go listen to this!

08.08.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An antique and aged parchment map of the panoply-- a central striped tent with attractions and activity tents arranged around it in a circle. Each attraction is labeled with its name. At the righthand side of the map there is a skeleton, gesturing toward the center of the map. At the top is printed "Welcome Wanderers" and at the bottom, in a fancy scrollwork banner is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply"

An antique and aged parchment map of the panoply-- a central striped tent with attractions and activity tents arranged around it in a circle. Each attraction is labeled with its name. At the righthand side of the map there is a skeleton, gesturing toward the center of the map. At the top is printed "Welcome Wanderers" and at the bottom, in a fancy scrollwork banner is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply"

Welcome, friend!

You are one for whom this place was made. And you, I think, will find what you seek inside our gates.

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Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, episode 1:
The Front Gate

pnc.st/s/professor-...

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Oh fuck man, I'm so sorry to see this happened to you.

We're all out here for you, James.

31.07.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the Pinecast podcast platform reading

S1E1 The Front Gate
Publishes in 1 day

A screenshot from the Pinecast podcast platform reading S1E1 The Front Gate Publishes in 1 day

The Panoply has nearly arrived.

Do come and visit us on Friday.

You are expected.

30.07.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Ooh, Danger Mouse too?

27.07.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried to move everything out of it, but I could only copy it out, leading to more data being used, needlessly? I now have to sync 168GB of files before I can move them...

I had no issues with cloud storage, but now I'm starting to really despise this level of deception here.

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I had no problem with OneDrive at all since I got it - now today I find that my entire local Documents folder on my computer has been moved to OneDrive WITHOUT consulting me or asking for my permission? At all?

I have sensitive money-related stuff in that folder that I do NOT want on cloud storage!

25.07.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hmm...

16.07.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I make a point to wear bone conduction when I'm cycling and want to listen to music or when I don't want penetrative earbuds or pressure on my ears from headphones. It's a trade off but generally for earphones I couldn't give a shit if others could just be able to hear my music in public.

11.07.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did have a complaint one time on a quiet carriage whilst wearing bone conduction earphones. Wasn't even listening to very bass heavy or loud music so I'm kinda perplexed the woman across the aisle from me on opposite sides of the train could hear it. She was geriatric too, I was surprised.

11.07.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This episode contains some of the hardest acting I've ever done.
Thanks, @ash-alder.bsky.social , for encouraging me WAY out of my comfort zone 😊

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CASTING CALL - World Devotion Project Welcome to the World Devotion Project! World Devotion Project is a story project about a pantheon of 14 gods and their accompanying prophets and preachers. There are gods of accessible travel, nonverb...

We are casting!
We're looking for BIPOC, queer, and disabled VAs, the audition form is linked below. It's a lot of roles to fill, so get your voices in!

We look forward to hearing from you! ✨🫧

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

08.07.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7

You can only call it radio drama if it’s broadcast over terrestrial radio.

You can only call it audio drama if it’s not a comedy.

You can only call it a fiction podcast if it has an RSS feed and slips me a twenty.

You can only call it an audiobook if - wait, no! Come back! I’m fun at parties!

06.07.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Really, super-duper glad you're performing my words again, Jenna!

03.07.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is white person with dirty blond hair and a beard in wire-framed glasses and a green sweater looking at the camera.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Elliot Somerfield Writer Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors"

An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is white person with dirty blond hair and a beard in wire-framed glasses and a green sweater looking at the camera. Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Elliot Somerfield Writer Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors"

And...

The talent that transcribed this tantalizing tale.

Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors was written by @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social

03.07.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is silhouette of a human figure displaying juggling rings.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Jordan W. Answers, Editor, Dr. Ocular's House of mirrors, Miss Direction, Occult Doors Mirror House"

An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is silhouette of a human figure displaying juggling rings. Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Jordan W. Answers, Editor, Dr. Ocular's House of mirrors, Miss Direction, Occult Doors Mirror House"

Next!
A dexterous designer, domiciliating discord to diapason.

@draeno.bsky.social is the editor and sound designer of Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors, Umberto the Unknowable and his Beautiful Assistant, and Occult Door's Mirror House.

03.07.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is a anime-style illustration of an individual with long wavy brown hair, brown eyes, and a rose in their hair.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Jenna Rose as Laura"

An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is a anime-style illustration of an individual with long wavy brown hair, brown eyes, and a rose in their hair. Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Jenna Rose as Laura"

And what is this? An actor most articulate, or only an eerie echo?

Laura is voiced by @jrosereads.bsky.social

03.07.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is a picture of a white man with wild, straight hair pointing at the camera.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "John Kennard as Errol"

An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is a picture of a white man with wild, straight hair pointing at the camera. Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "John Kennard as Errol"

Next!

The host of our initial attraction. Man, mirrored. Maestro. Mimic.

Errol is voiced by @johnkennard.co.uk

03.07.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I wrote a story for this, and I've had discreet peeps at the other stories, and people... you are not ready for how much this panoplys.

02.07.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, hello! Been away for a bit, now I'm back.

01.07.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's too fucking hoooooooooooooooot. All my windows are open, fan on full blast in my face and I'm still hoooooooooooooooot.

Americans, be grateful you have ACs in every home.

01.07.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, a collection of carnival horror.

Coming August 1, 2025.

pppp.lawofnames.com

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