Unlike M.C. Hammer I’m just legit enough to still be able to quit.
Elon Musk is the new Mike Lindell. Cyber truck is the my pillow of electric vehicles.
A 10% loss in stock prices is more than a subsequent 10% gain. Let that sink in.
“Republican death cult” would be an awesome punk band name. Too bad it’s reality instead.
What would their albums be titled?
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
“How damaging is it to your ability to recruit or build allies with others when they are worried that our leaders may be exposing them because of their gross negligence or their recklessness in handling information?”
Pete Hegseth - 2016.
Did I do that?
Pete Hegseth in an Steve Urkle voice - 2025.
Start calling Fox News “Republican only fans” until it catches on or only fans sues.
Thesis: The current decline of the United States urban infrastructure can be directly attributed to the “rock” band Starship. While the compressive strength of granite, quartzite, or limestone provides excellent end bearing strata, rock and roll is inadequate for city foundations.
Remember when republicans didn’t believe in picking “winners and losers”? Well that’s good and fine until their electro-nazi buddy started to feel the pain of the free market. #overvalued
Trump promised to lower costs. I bet you didn’t think he meant stocks.
Blue Jackets Have Sights Set on More Than Just Wild Card Spot ift.tt/bAeExRT
#NHL #THW
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
-Joseph Heller
Still way overvalued on a P/E ratio.
Ok hate DOGE but also hate this building. Feeling very conflicted. If the building can be demolished and replaced we might have a better more engaged street-front.
Just a reminder this season to keep the romance in necromancy.
(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.
Zelensky should give the U.S. rights in the areas occupied by Russia so Trump has to oppose Putin to get them.
Haven’t the people of Gaza suffered enough without being subjected to the tacky ass vision of a thrice bankrupt real estate developer and grade-A narcissist?
Says the guy about to steal the gold.
New in PN: Despite the hype, DOGE hasn't found a shred of fraud
"With nothing to show for its efforts to find actual fraud, it has become clear that DOGE is the enforcement arm of a Trump administration that has no interest in working with Congress to implement its policy priorities."
DOGE hasn’t found ANY fraud. Nor have they improved efficency in any way. What they HAVE done is to shift the goal posts to just eliminating what they don’t like or that which stands in the way of authoritarian rule. Watch out for the “Reichstag” moment and fight back.
Elon Musk :: Space Karen
If Trump keeps quoting Napoleon can we skip to the part where we exile him to St.Helena under British guard?
Where is our Lord Wellington.
Can we skip to the point where we imprison him on St. Helena?
I’m here in France for a few days and they’ve got some great ideas about what to do when the rich become too powerful. #laguillotine
Eagles fans will boo anyone,,, remember when they booed and attacked Santa Claus,??? SANTA CLAUS,!!! The only person who might bring more spirit and joy to people than Taylor Swift,,, and of course your boy Flavor Flav. Just Shake It Off.
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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty - Thomas Jefferson
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
The U.S. only accounts for 1.73% of global aluminum production with a vast majority of our supply coming from Canada.
I’d like to propose two new smelting plants, one in Bedminster, NJ and one in Palm Beach, FL. Honorific naming rights are on the table!
