Ryan Lange

Christopher Lee as Dracula wearing a cape with bloodshot eyes.

On this day in Horror History, SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA was released in 1973.

Texas Sues Tylenol Makers, Claiming They Hid Autism Risks

If I could Being John Malkovich my way into Trump’s brain for an hour, I’d announce that shit sandwiches are America’s new national dish, just so we could all watch toadies like Ken Paxton loyally scarf down poop hoagies on the Fox and Friends couch.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/h...

He murdered a Colombian citizen in violation of domestic and international law. He’s now promising to illegally impose tariffs on Colombia because its president had the temerity to publicly criticize him for murdering one of that country’s citizens.

Yes, we are the baddies.

Jesus. You think it can’t get any worse, then you read these stories. US citizens and legal residents illegally arrested and held for days. **Native Americans** getting detained and held for days because ICE agents are too stupid/racist to know about tribal IDs.

Pritzker has been great. But these reports that IL state police are assisting ICE, harassing and beating people who record ICE, and helping arresting protesters all seem to be supported by some video. If state cops are helping feds suppress rights over governor’s objections, that’s a big problem.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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Griffin AI exploited for $3 million one day after launch One day after Griffin AI launched its GAIN token on Binance Alpha, an attacker minted 5 billion fake GAIN tokens on the Ethereum blockchain, then exploited a cross-chain endpoint to trick the bridge to the Binance chain into recognizing them as the real thing. The attacker was only able to sell a small fraction of their tokens, but they made off with approximately $3 million as the token plunged in price. According to CEO Oliver Feldmeier, the exploit was enabled by "a misconfigured layer Zero (cross-chain messaging) set-up and compromised key". Griffin AI promises to allow customers to "build, deploy, and scale autonomous AI agents for crypto finance". These are essentially AI-powered bots that perform various functions — some of Griffin's advertised examples include a "robo-adviser" to provide "tailored investment strategies", and bots to do arbitrage trading or manage staked assets.

Griffin AI exploited for $3 million one day after launch

September 24, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=griffin-ai-exploit

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality.

I don't know how to yell any louder.

The Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile title screen

A very big Onion announcement:

The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.

It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.

Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

Tony Khan announces AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships that will come this year.

Suddenly "hate speech" is bad. Suddenly "dehumanizing" people is bad. Suddenly "cancel culture" is good. Suddenly words have consequences.

The modern American right in 2025, folks.

We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.

The Atlas of Space: Behold Brilliant Maps of Constellations, Asteroids, Planets & “Everything in the Solar System Bigger Than 10km” A great deal remains to be learned about our solar system, but a great deal has already been learned about it as well. Yet huge amounts of data such as those produced by outer-space research so far ca...

The Atlas of Space: Behold Brilliant Maps of Constellations, Asteroids, Planets & “Everything in the Solar System Bigger Than 10km”

unlike you degenerates, I am preserving civility and human decency by only celebrating state-sanctioned extrajudicial killings

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

USGS Unveils New National Geologic Map In a significant advancement for geoscience, the U.S. Geological Survey has released the most detailed national-scale geologic map of the country to date, offering a unique regional view of geology at...

The USGS just dropped the most detailed national-scale geologic map of the country to date, and it's got us all 😍

www.usgs.gov/news/nationa...

Brody King on his ABOLISH ICE shirt

“I came from a punk rock, hardcore background. That stuff is normal in our world. Speaking on injustice is important to me. I appreciate that I work for a company that allows us to have our own voice, whether I ask for it or not [laughs]. Thank you, Tony."

This is right. The core of Trumpism, the attraction of Trumpism, is abuse. It's a politics for abusers, but of a particular kind: abuse bound up in status anxiety. It appeals to men who don't like that others are rising, because they know, even unconsciously, that they're not good enough to compete.

ARMY OF DARKNESS ⚔️💀⚔️

Undercover and over the line – a sloppy video sparks an Iowa witch hunt Bad edits and worse ethics

Longtime TV news director Dave Busiek:

“The video on the Fox News website runs three minutes and 38 seconds. In that time, I counted 26 jump cut edits. [...] the interview is at least 24 minutes long, but we only hear 3:38 of it"
davebusiek.substack.com/p/undercover...

ALREADY IN THE RING 😭 #AEWDynamite

Italians famously love darkwing duck

well this should settle any lingering doubts about how much he knew

The police militarization debate is over Quaint disputes about the proper role of police and military have been superseded by a more urgent threat: Donald Trump is creating his own, personal paramilitary force

New at The Watch:

radleybalko.substack.com/p/the-police...

ICE Lawyers Are Hiding Their Names in Immigration Court ICE attorneys fighting to deport immigrants are able to obscure their identities — no masks required.

It's not just ICE agents covering their faces -- even some ICE lawyers are hiding their identities from the public now, with the approval of immigration judges. theintercept.com/2025/07/15/i...

Brody SMASH!! #AEWDynamite

A fake tweet from mamdani dated 1986 saying “lmao the shuttle just exploded eat shit America”

We cannot let this man become mayor

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