ICE is an abbreviation of “I Can’t Ejaculate”
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ICE is an abbreviation of “I Can’t Ejaculate”
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If the birthday card isn't his, then where's his birthday card?
You know,
to his best friend?
Might go to DC and throw some sandwiches 🤔
27.08.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You’ll never have to stop foot,
if you never start foot
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A photo of Trump eating a taco bowl with the caption "TACO", his newest nickname (which is short for "Trump Always Chickens Out")
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29.05.2025 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The photo of Trump’s assassination attempt with the caption “Totally Staged”
#totally
26.04.2025 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👇
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The Colorado painting of Trump with the caption "Honey, I broke the economy" and a small Melania cutout wearing the Hamburglar costume.
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26.04.2025 01:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This economy sucks ass (falling trend chart emoji) 0/10 #participationTrophy
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14.04.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sorry Folks, But Ignoring it is What the Germans Did.
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Someone kicking the head of a sad Elon Musk, as if it's a soccer ball, with the caption "gtfoh"
and stay out
03.04.2025 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s weirder than that. It wasn’t the Tree of Knowledge. 🤔 It was the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. 😳
That’s the damning sin.
And then they write an entire book about what is good and what is evil 🤦
A tariff is a tax hike
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31.03.2025 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1No effort is too small
14.03.2025 00:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Schumer capitulates
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Cartoonish forest animals sit cheerfully with the caption, "He's doing a terrible job"
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25.02.2025 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cartoonish forest animals sit cheerfully with the caption, "He's doing a terrible job"
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25.02.2025 22:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not a single bone spur in this photo 🦶
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Cartoonish forest animals sit cheerfully with the caption, "He's doing a terrible job"
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Cartoonish forest animals site cheerfully with the caption, "He's doing a terrible job"
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25.02.2025 22:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This
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08.02.2025 20:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0💙
07.02.2025 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At this point, we don’t know who now has the nuclear codes
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A train with “47” and “MAGA” markings is on fire and lifting up off the track. The test reads, “So soon?”
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04.02.2025 02:17 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0