ICE is an abbreviation of “I Can’t Ejaculate”
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If the birthday card isn't his, then where's his birthday card?
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to his best friend?
Might go to DC and throw some sandwiches 🤔
You’ll never have to stop foot,
if you never start foot
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#totally
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and stay out
It’s weirder than that. It wasn’t the Tree of Knowledge. 🤔 It was the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. 😳
That’s the damning sin.
And then they write an entire book about what is good and what is evil 🤦
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No effort is too small
Schumer capitulates
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Not a single bone spur in this photo 🦶
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This
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At this point, we don’t know who now has the nuclear codes
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