my cool remains infinite

anyway something something read Kill Six Billion Demons

that's such a deeply ironic gif to use in response to an image of Sherman

I feed it with poor decisions

oof, too relatable

don't do it all my good tweets are on twitter

I'm trying to adopt this motion, squaring the circle between a cptsd diagnosis & nothing that could be called abuse without broadening the definition so much as to make it useless

getting back in the habit of incessantly carrying around my USB mouse in my backpack

I regularly get paperbacks of my favorite current serials through Surugaya's free shipping promotions (so far books are tariff-free in the US) for this reason too

I’m really bad at responding to texts. Trying to decide if I can handwave this away as “executive dysfunction” or if it’s like a serious personality flaw that needs to be addressed

One of my favorite daydreams is an anime about a highschool made up entirely of student councils. The Student Council, The Auxiliary Student Council, The True Student Council, The Shadow Student Council, The Reserve Student Council, The Dark Student Council, The Student Council in Exile,

nahhhh, postmodernism is accepting there is no politics without politics

the Founding Fathers were liberal vanguards and got absolutely blindsided by their political actors working for their own material interests instead of coming together as perfectly enlightened noble subjects

homeschooling my kids as a prank

"it's all over except the screaming" is one of the hardest lines I've ever heard

that was a product of the 20th century, inspired by the crazy gilded age shit people got up to and sustained by profit rates so high we won't see anything else like it for a century, at least

oh wow that's so dumb

... safari doesn't have the ability to just close the current tab? I feel like I've got to be missing something here

every twelve months I re-learn that the incredibly useful unknown unknowns dynamic was pulled out of Donald Rumsfeld's ass to cover for the Iraq WMDs excuse and I groan

"DJT is a thug who picks & chooses where to enforce the law for the sake of his own power"

"This EO means that DJT has no choice but to arrest my local boy scout troop"

this is the first thing I ever texted her so I think we're chilling

I have learned my co-worker's phone number against my will

I've said this somewhere but the sentence that makes the most sense is "we've gone from the guys in charge being the ones who write fox news, to being the ones who watch fox news"

wait I could've had exponential pickles this whole time what have I been doing with my life

gotta remember this sentence

"it's all k-pop, the libido chasing after perfect icons in a void"

... Tactical Breach Wizards

I figure now he's got a replay Death Wish

also the new included mod campaign would make a good video too imo

It's an increasingly heavy car with increasingly high front ends to make sure that whoever’s outside of the car gets killed instead of whoever’s inside the car, now with a projectile capable of starting fires from a distance and opening up entirely new vectors of danger that're even less predictable

holy shit look at the recoil this has on the car, the impact velocity on that battery must be insane

nobody's ankles are safe

spicy bagel supremacy