King of Flop

Kingofflop doing a little flex in a shirtless pump check selfie after his workout. Fitness motivation for anyone who might be discouraged that they didn’t join the herd for dry January. Early aughts black hat and sweats aside, he could’ve been a game changing member of the disco group on drag race 18 with this pose.

Y’all, my January has actually been soaking wet 💦

Stay warm out there

We interrupt our regularly scheduled Fcf programming to bring you this important update.

Kamala gif “can someone turn that up?”

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Justice for this poor little #humpday pic nearly lost to obscurity in a 2025 comments section. Thank god for y’all🥹🫂

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Well 😏

2026 essentials

Kingofflop post-run mirror selfie in a cropped sweatshirt and grey sweatpants. The sweats are being pulled down to reveal his black and grey bike jockstrap and his G in lgbtq+ status. Backwards blue baseball hat featured but not a star here.

Tell me you’re gay without saying a word.

never. skip. breakfast.

Good things cum to those who wait

Most important meal of the day

Eau de flop — a signature scent 🐽

Sorry your breakfast was late today, but it’s here now. 🧖🏻‍♂️ 🍜

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Right on 🤙🏻
Drop the set list if it’s lit

So good for mid-set
fatigue-busting afterburners 🔥

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So real 🫂 💕

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@giraffucklyspeaks.bsky.social You never know what might just be hanging out in the comments section.

Thanks for naming it. I honestly didn’t know. But this one kept me burning through my workout today. 🔥