queer meme peddler

it's a venn diagram of three overlapping circles. one says 'illustrator', one says 'designer', and one says 'tattoo artist'. illustrator + tattoo artist = "can u do a logo" tattoo artist + designer = "can u make my comic" designer + illustrator = "can u draw a tattoo" at the center where all three artists overlap: "i need a website"

artist request simulator

Nother one

Wheel of Fortune puzzle board

i would LOVE to buy a vowel

Google Maps image of “Chuckle Head Conservation Area” in Tasmania

I found where they’re conserving you

horse knows something

I know several oomfs who would use this

liddol portrait of messmer i did from elden ring.. hurrrgg i love him

somebody raising they ya ya ya outside my window at 7:30am for god and everybody in the building…. i guess

A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

how tf long do pieces like this take for u DAMN!!!!

a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face . ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .

me at the invisible jar store

James Twinpeaks but i content aware scaled his head up real tall

in like 2015 i made this edit of James Twinpeaks because i like to disrespect him. i just saw it on tumblr in a new post. stupidly happy it's still going around

影樹の化身
#ELDENRING

americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you

donald trump:

Damn

idk how im doing this but im scared to stop LOL #artsky #digitalillustrator

💗 Stupid Cupid 🏹

i love to draw a goddamn head i tell you what

more progress comparisons
2025 vs 2022

if i remember correctly these both took about the same amount of time lol

a novice oil painting i did back in 2015 of ava from the web comic ava’s demon

digital drawing of messmer’s head and helm from elden ring sote i did last week in procreate

something something never stop drawing (2015-2025)

this is my favourite godzilla suit. the weird squashed head, the half-lidded eyes, the weirdly long and lumpy neck. it's perfect.

just put my whole phone in my mouth

teehee

Love how my boyfriend literally barks at evangelicals on the street

go ahead and pay the artist