All chaps are assless.
What a weirdo
Did I make it grow more?
It’s a great butt.
FOR THE LAST TIME! STOP POSTING LIKE THIS!
You only have to wait 24 Days, 5 Hours, 17 Minutes, & 15 seconds
Hey
Fear of defecating in public
+
Long international flight
= Cheese Gnawing
In this economy?
Lubing friends gets awkward
Blue or Red, Right or Left doesn’t matter. When you go too far either way you are the same.
My go bag is just pop tarts and whisky.
Or chew your arm off.
She’ll get around to it.
This is now an anti Tim Hortons account.
If you aren’t having anxiety today, watch this.
Boobs>Sports
I was once told by some woman that I only liked sports so men would have sex with me, and I was like, "Honey, that's what these boobs are for."
Excuse me. Your epidermis is showing.
A figure of speech.
No tits were harmed in the making of this post.
You had me at bend over and rim
Only on weekends
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Charles Moncky, a Baltimore mechanic, invented the monkey wrench around 1858. Moncky's wrench was named using a purposeful misspelling of his name.
Not racist
The loose part
My circle
It’s clear as mud.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
