Perf

Now I want a comfiest state listicle

Calling myself “beige bad boy” from now on

One serving is all it takes!

One of her New Rules

Clocking in for a double

You’ll be truly cornfed in no time

Love this concept design for a mint-colored M&M himbo character

Wow I didn’t realize you were around back then

Looks like tattoos aren’t the only thing piling on your body lately

It’s funny because the thumbnail is giving:

@porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social Halloween costume confirmed

Always keep dreaming bigger, nothing can go wrong with that

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people

no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow

Georgia Tent & Awning

Two more +180lbs…

Pulled one out from the archive!

Evergreen gif

📸: @getasnack.bsky.social

Mirror selfie of a rail thin man

Standing on a boardwalk looking happier, healthier, and older

Guess we’re doing this trend again (2010-2024)

Are we sure “man” is the right word for the alt text?

Malignant (2021)

Fat

Loved that Bev’s actress popped up on The Pitt too

Proof the gin has been aged at least 8 years

I must not twink. Twink is the mind-killer. Twink is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my twink. I will permit it to pass through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the twink has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Thirsty indeed

Are you just doing a Kidman film club? Be honest

Does this angle make me look fat?

I was hoping these were ripped-open shorts with braided/frayed tassels 🙃