crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this
this has only become more poignant as I’ve grown older and had children of my own and come to the realization that I, like Homer, will never be allowed to retire
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
the snail do be having good ideas tho
nature is so beautiful
knots
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Name them
shame them
beetle is writing you a love letter 💌
teamwork
🤣🤣
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
AI Makes Slop
Jucika Prepares for the Ball
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
One of my favorite random monsters in Pathfinder Monster Core 2 is the hermit crab swarm. The stats are pretty basic but the lore is so funny. "...a large chain of queuing crabs" is such a great turn of phrase. Do NOT disturb the queuing crabs!!
Wild in the streets, running, running 🏃
Wild in the streets, running, running 🏃🏿♀️
Circle Jerks were founded 46 years ago
CIRCLE JERKS - WILD IN THE STREETS [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
#punk #punkrock #hardcorepunk #CircleJerks #history #punkrockhistory
WAHT?!
Me when the anxiety kicks in and I ask my partner if they're okay for the 98th time that day
Althaea
#oc #art #illustration
✶ Candelabras to Light The Way ✶
if y'all were a fan of these! we're revisiting this for sticker club january 2026 ;))) possibly in... ✨silver.✨ so anyone joining for december will be joining for a new candelabra inspired set! xx
knightmare.club #art #bodypositive
