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An online literary magazine for extra pungent poetry and prose. ๐Ÿง„ Submissions open! garlicpresslit.com

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Do you feel that autumnal chill in the air? ๐Ÿ‚ It's a reminder to get your subs in ASAP for our upcoming fall issue! Submissions close Sept 30.

Read our guidelines at: garlicpresslit.com/submit

16.09.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œSilence Is a Wall Furnace" by Nichole Turnbloom.

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-6

11.09.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œAlley Truth" by Simone Parker.

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-6

08.09.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œI Am Woman, Not Coyote" by Alina Kroll.

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03.09.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œwaiting room" by Kiki Em.

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29.08.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œCaw Caw Motherf**cker" by Grace Ellis.

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26.08.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Issue 5 โ€“ The Garlic Press an online literary magazine for extra pungent poetry and prose

An excerpt from โ€œtooth whitener" by Audrey Beaton.

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-6

20.08.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICYMIโ€”Issue 6 is out now! ๐ŸŒธ

You can read our new summer issue at
garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-6

We're open for submissions for Issue 7!

06.08.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hot off The Garlic Press . . . our newest summer issue is available to read now! โ˜€๏ธ

Issue 6 features the work of these wonderful and talented contributors:

Audrey Beaton
Grace Ellis
Kiki Em
Alina Kroll
Simone Parker
Nichole Turnbloom

Check out the issue at garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-6

23.07.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Run, don't walkโ€”we're still looking for writing pieces that make our noses and tastebuds tingle! Submissions for our upcoming summer issue close June 30.

Find our submission guidelines and what we're looking for at garlicpresslit.com/submit

25.06.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œIlium" by Casey Reiland (@caseyreiland.bsky.social).

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-5

23.06.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œAt the End of the Worldโ€ by RJ Ingram.

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-5

18.06.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œThe Limbo Home" by Pilar Gonzalez.

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16.06.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œCustodial Servicesโ€ by Kenny Bradley.

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13.06.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œCrime Pays by Freddie Gibbs (feat. Clairo)โ€ by Kenny Bradley.

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11.06.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œPink Funeralโ€ by West Ambrose.

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06.06.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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An excerpt from โ€œboyhoodโ€ by Sofรญa Aguilar.

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-5

03.06.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICYMIโ€”Issue 5 is out now! ๐ŸŒธ

You can read the work of six new contributors at
garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-5

Just one month left to submit for Issue 6!

28.05.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ilium
My sister asks me if Iโ€™m planning to procreate
in a way that suggests I shouldnโ€™t: salty, stinging, heavyโ€”
like the ocean we are floating in. A child
on the shore plays with a baby doll in the sand.
Just the other day, it was 60 degrees
in Antarctica, and I was so angry I wanted
the penguins to trill, Fuck you, and slither
belly down from all us humans
into the sea. The child waves the meaty
plastic arms of the doll, and I havenโ€™t
answered my sisterโ€™s question.
My love is optimistic: The earth will change,
but we will acclimate. Others say the opposite:
We will become extinct, and little organisms
will survive and renew under our cells.
There is something hopeful about both theories.
We perennate or become silky wraiths in the soil.
I wonder if I want a baby because itโ€™s what is expected of me,
like the child pressing the doll to her chest,
like how my sister and I would stuff
Cabbage Patch Kids up our shirts, sprawl
on our bedroom carpet, and slide their chunky
bodies from our clothes. Nothing is certain
except life is always making or breaking,
making or breaking. My legs pump
in the water, my pelvis slightly cracking,
and I donโ€™t say that Iโ€™m afraid, even though itโ€™s true
my bones will soften when a tiny
cranium crests through my ilium, the pain
surrendering to that punctured cry,
the fury at the world alive in that first breath.

Ilium My sister asks me if Iโ€™m planning to procreate in a way that suggests I shouldnโ€™t: salty, stinging, heavyโ€” like the ocean we are floating in. A child on the shore plays with a baby doll in the sand. Just the other day, it was 60 degrees in Antarctica, and I was so angry I wanted the penguins to trill, Fuck you, and slither belly down from all us humans into the sea. The child waves the meaty plastic arms of the doll, and I havenโ€™t answered my sisterโ€™s question. My love is optimistic: The earth will change, but we will acclimate. Others say the opposite: We will become extinct, and little organisms will survive and renew under our cells. There is something hopeful about both theories. We perennate or become silky wraiths in the soil. I wonder if I want a baby because itโ€™s what is expected of me, like the child pressing the doll to her chest, like how my sister and I would stuff Cabbage Patch Kids up our shirts, sprawl on our bedroom carpet, and slide their chunky bodies from our clothes. Nothing is certain except life is always making or breaking, making or breaking. My legs pump in the water, my pelvis slightly cracking, and I donโ€™t say that Iโ€™m afraid, even though itโ€™s true my bones will soften when a tiny cranium crests through my ilium, the pain surrendering to that punctured cry, the fury at the world alive in that first breath.

For the evening crowd, I have a new poem up at @garlicpresslit.bsky.social! Itโ€™s about my existential crisis regarding parenting, ya know, casual stuff. Check it out below! ๐Ÿง„

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30.04.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Ilium

My sister asks me if Iโ€™m planning to procreate
in a way that suggests I shouldnโ€™t: salty, stinging, heavyโ€”
like the ocean we are floating in. A child
on the shore plays with a baby doll in the sand.
Just the other day, it was 60 degrees
in Antarctica, and I was so angry I wanted 
the penguins to trill, Fuck you, and slither
belly down from all us humans
into the sea. The child waves the meaty
plastic arms of the doll, and I havenโ€™t
answered my sisterโ€™s question.
My love is optimistic: The earth will change,
but we will acclimate. Others say the opposite:
We will become extinct, and little organisms
will survive and renew under our cells.
There is something hopeful about both theories.
We perennate or become silky wraiths in the soil.
I wonder if I want a baby because itโ€™s what is expected of me,
like the child pressing the doll to her chest,
like how my sister and I would stuff
Cabbage Patch Kids up our shirts, sprawl
on our bedroom carpet, and slide their chunky
bodies from our clothes. Nothing is certain
except life is always making or breaking, 
making or breaking. My legs pump
in the water, my pelvis slightly cracking,
and I donโ€™t say that Iโ€™m afraid, even though itโ€™s true
my bones will soften when a tiny
cranium crests through my ilium, the pain
surrendering to that punctured cry,
the fury at the world alive in that first breath.

The Ilium My sister asks me if Iโ€™m planning to procreate in a way that suggests I shouldnโ€™t: salty, stinging, heavyโ€” like the ocean we are floating in. A child on the shore plays with a baby doll in the sand. Just the other day, it was 60 degrees in Antarctica, and I was so angry I wanted the penguins to trill, Fuck you, and slither belly down from all us humans into the sea. The child waves the meaty plastic arms of the doll, and I havenโ€™t answered my sisterโ€™s question. My love is optimistic: The earth will change, but we will acclimate. Others say the opposite: We will become extinct, and little organisms will survive and renew under our cells. There is something hopeful about both theories. We perennate or become silky wraiths in the soil. I wonder if I want a baby because itโ€™s what is expected of me, like the child pressing the doll to her chest, like how my sister and I would stuff Cabbage Patch Kids up our shirts, sprawl on our bedroom carpet, and slide their chunky bodies from our clothes. Nothing is certain except life is always making or breaking, making or breaking. My legs pump in the water, my pelvis slightly cracking, and I donโ€™t say that Iโ€™m afraid, even though itโ€™s true my bones will soften when a tiny cranium crests through my ilium, the pain surrendering to that punctured cry, the fury at the world alive in that first breath.

Thank you so much to @garlicpresslit.bsky.social for publishing this poem of mine! Did you know your bones soften when you go into labor? Wild!!!

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30.04.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
"you're dancing in the ship-model, bottle of a mirror with no reflection./You're drowning with the sirens only singing about True Love./Call your father? 1-800-U-GOT-ORPHAN."

"you're dancing in the ship-model, bottle of a mirror with no reflection./You're drowning with the sirens only singing about True Love./Call your father? 1-800-U-GOT-ORPHAN."

"Name your price? Nine lilacs pressed in a stopped watch-face./(One for each circle-and in euro, please.)"

"Name your price? Nine lilacs pressed in a stopped watch-face./(One for each circle-and in euro, please.)"

Come read 'Pink Funeral' in the new issue of @garlicpresslit.bsky.social. All about ballet and everything else worth living for!

30.04.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Boyhood โ€“ The Garlic Press

so happy to share my newest poem โ€œboyhoodโ€ with yโ€™all, now out in @garlicpresslit.bsky.social !!! โœจ this piece was written to document my relationship with my furry dog son and desire to understand him - enjoy!! xx

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30.04.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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We're ushering in spring with our fifth issue! ๐ŸŒธ

Our new issue features the work of six contributors that sprung us to our senses:

Sofรญa Aguilar
West Ambrose
Kenny Bradley
Pilar Gonzalez
RJ Ingram
Casey Reiland

Check out the issue at garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-5

30.04.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey pungent pals! There's one more week to submit to our fifth issue! Send us your best. ๐ŸŒฑ

You can find our submission guidelines and what we're looking for at garlicpresslit.com/submit
Our Spring 2025 reading period ends March 31.

24.03.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œDigestifโ€ by Theo Wylder.

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-4

18.03.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œThe List of Symptoms I Give My Psychiatrist to Beg for a Borderline Personality Disorder Diagnosisโ€ by Theo Wylder.

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-4

12.03.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œOne of These Nightsโ€ by Mac Wilder.

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-4

06.03.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œHope is an intrathecal reservoirโ€ by Stacy Marie Miller.

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-4

03.03.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œplease refrainโ€ by Stacy Marie Miller.

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-4

25.02.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An excerpt from โ€œSeagullsโ€ by J.B. Kalf, @enchilada89.bsky.social

Read the full piece in garlicpresslit.com/issues/issue-4

19.02.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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