You’re either the friend who sends funny videos on the text that people make a point to watch, or the friend who to has to follow up to ask if anyone watched the video they sent.
This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.
snowing again. what’s the end game here
can this be a solution?
if you can wait until winter, the strait will freeze, rendering underwater mines useless
Honestly anyone complaining about this sucks so bad.
“Does he wear jogging pants too” you ask? Great question, yes.
There’s a kid in my son’s basketball skills training that plays in a baseball hat and it drives me insane.
March doesn't have the guts to deliver more snow.
All the other despots and dictators who have hosted Olympics and World Cups have known they're supposed to say all athletes from all the countries will be welcome and safe. That hosting is a chance to show how their country is powerful yet benevolent. Not Trump, he can't even get that part right
Tell him I said fuck you back!
I just gave George RR Martin a 5-star on Apple Books, if any of you see him let him know.
If you don't want to hear me eat on the phone, do not call be between 11:30 and 11:37 on weekdays.
Keep politics out of sports unless the President threatens the life of one of the teams visiting his country.
I live to be disappointed, but I have to think even many of the dumbest Americans are getting #SickOfThisShit.
File under “all timer”:
Heated Rivalry 2 starring a handsome, multi-positional Japanese man and a tall, muscle-bound New York based slugger.
Kendrick Perkins actually has a British accent, he just uses that one for television.
I have been a diehard Survivor fan for all 50 seasons. It saddens me to say that the show must now be cancelled, immediately.
“Ruff! I said what I said!”
Reebok Pumps worked too well so the non-pump industry killed them. Just like electric cars.
Count me in with Katie: Tanking just does not bother me that much.
Cubans have always hated Canadians. They hate our pasty doughy skin on their immaculate beaches!
"In fact, to prove it's safe, I'll take a pleasure cruise through there myself." #Brave #Strong #Leader
Kids love to tell you that cornucopia means “horn of plenty”. Yeah I know, asshole, I was in grade three once too.
"This can't be what this is? There's like a thousand of us in here."
Mom's and dad's coaching round robin tournaments have this shit dialed in right down to the 5th tiebreaker rule.
