Jenn Of Ark

Barkeeper's Friend and a lot of elbow grease would have cleaned it.

For Halloween, Kristi's dressing up as BJ Betty:

"No. Halloween offers us a golden opportunity to further traumatize kids and we can't pass that up."

"the beatings will continue until morale improves"

Not only that, these boobs are so lacking in creativity that they're just going with the same plot as "Remember the Maine."

He's a narcissist.

If the world is ending for him, it's unfair if it's not ending for everyone.

Every time we have a power outage, I'm reminded of how much life SUCKED for our ancestors.

For some reason, as I sit shivering the in dark, Hobbes' description of "nasty, brutish, and short" always comes to mind.

Black beans on basmati is delish!

"Good news, farmers! You're only going to go HALF bankrupt this year!"

Something that is vastly - and shamefully - under-remarked upon is the trauma this must be causing to children. Children need to feel safe; there is no way for them to feel that way when they're witnessing masked thugs assault people on the streets. We will reap the harvest in a couple of decades.

Some of these guys were visiting my mom's feeders this year. First time I had ever seen one irl. Beautiful!

Not Weird Al, but the reference to bologna brings it to mind:

Have you ever heard David Sedaris' rendition of Billie Holiday singing the Oscar Meyer song?

Thump thump thump ... another one rides the bus
Thump thump thump ... another one rides the bus
And another gets on and another gets on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

I've long thought that any time one of these chuds is on a cable shows shouting over others, one of the other guests should just calmly say, "Did your parents not teach you any manners, or do you simply have so little respect for them that you don't care if you give the impression they didn't?"

All these companies that just laid off thousands thinking that AI could do their jobs are in for a rude awakening in the next few months.

TBF, Trump IS transparently corrupt.

We just need to fucking outlaw crypto, if we're ever again in a position to do it. For those who are heavily invested in it, they just need to be told, "too bad, so sad, whatever made you think it was a good idea to put your money into something backed by nothing in the first place?"

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight Medicare Advantage: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Those of you who spend any time at the homes of elderly parents are aware of the dozens of spam (& scam) Medicare calls they receive daily every year during open enrollment. Never understood why anyone would elect to spend their golden years fighting a health insurer.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejoi...

The fact that he doesn't seem to realize that the repetition suggests bad things yells it even louder.

Master of the House, doling out the smarm
Ready with a smirk and an open palm,
Tells a goddamned lie, makes a big to-do
Trump appreciates the snarky fuck yous
Glad to pretend he's being nice
Hearing of no evil
While kneeling to the antichrist

PENIS

Stories of a failed state

Tell us again about how he's selflessly refusing to accept his presidential salary.

YouTube video by Eric Clapton - Topic Lay Down Sally

After all these years, I still love this tune. Always makes me feel good to hear it. The guitar line just hits me like the best blues. 70s Clapton rules!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BYy...

My question to those folks: "Do you think this is a healthy environment for your kids to grow up in? Do you think them seeing people assaulted on the street for no reason makes them feel safe?"

There are some agrovoltaics that make sense, where the panels can be integrated into farming or grazing operations for dual use of land. But it makes more sense to put them in areas where the demand is, rather than running high voltage lines for miles. A hard no on placing them on unused land.

YouTube video by William Vail Idiocracy - Frito's Car.

I'm reminded of this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwR1...

Meh. This assumes that paving over unused or agricultural land is the only option, when obviously there are plenty of rooftops, roads, parking lots, etc. where solar panels could be installed. In many cases, helping to offset urban heat effect.

Crazification Factor (or Keyes Constant) posits that 27% of the population is either bugfuck crazy or so ill-informed that they might as well be.

The problem is, he doesn't care. At all. He's already got what he needed from the people who voted for him and as far as he's concerned, they can all die now.