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Matthew Clark

@sharktheclark.bsky.social

Writer, elected public official, podcaster, musician, friend.

45 Followers  |  33 Following  |  6 Posts  |  Joined: 04.12.2024  |  1.3228

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Classic! Like Genghis Cohn.

20.06.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like my grandma used to always say, β€œThe louder the exhaust, the smaller the penis.” #FastandFurious

01.05.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If being in space for three minutes makes you an astronaut, then I’m a gynecologist. #BlueHorizon

17.04.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

Punxatawny Phil saw his shadow. Six more weeks of winter. Here on the west coast, Tarzana Tom saw his shadow. Six more weeks of traffic. #GroundhogDay

02.02.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t hurt yourself. Oasis fans need you around.

06.12.2024 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue Sky, aka Canadian Twitter, is a great place to recycle my 2009 jokes to a new audience. #ClarkTheShark #Canada

05.12.2024 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

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