Matt Senter

screenshot of Google News showing the same 4 headlines about Dick Durbin retiring as if they were independent top stories

dear Google News, these are not the “Top Stories” .. these are all the same story

bitcoin chart showing 93k

i like where this is going

Exclusive: The White House is looking to replace Pete Hegseth as defense secretary This comes as Hegseth is again mired in controversy over sharing military operational details in a group chat.

Cool

www.npr.org/2025/04/21/n...

bitcoin chart showing 91k

91k. Let's gooooo

Larry David writing a NYT guest essay as a man having dinner with Hitler, just to roast Bill Maher as a smug, self-important clown, is the stuff of comedy legend.

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/o...

bitcoin chart at 90k

Hello old friend. it's been a minute.

What is this, the '80s??

Step 1) Sell books online

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Step 1,303) Launch Katy Perry into space

two news headlines, one about a man found dead in durham, nc, and one about the joys of the farmers market in durham

There are 2 americas

The best part about potentially getting rid of Daylight Saving Time is that there will no longer be a reason for anyone to errantly say "Daylight SavingS Time."

Coz ya know, if it's time for you to be "Helping Mom," it's "Mom Helping Time" not "Mom HelpingS Time."

PS I said stay off my lawn.

can everyone please stop dancing in airports for content? i'm trying to get to my plane. also get off my lawn.

If a group of morons bands together and elects among themselves the smartest moron, the end result is still nothing more than a duly elected moron.

it's a mystery why americans are so unhealthy

box of cereal called Peeps that is made up of marshmallow flavored cereal with marshmallows

jfcwtfits?

Nothing triggers me like a school email that says "parent required event." I'm not the one in school. I'm not required to do anything except get the kids there. /rant

This is real. I heard it live:

"An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it."

laptop covered in pollen

a mere 30 minute call on my back porch and my computer is already thick with pollen

LinkedIn chose violence today 😡😡😡

Right?? I mean, thanks! Now how to implement... 🤔

Right, or well, make it a combo hotline with specially trained people for both cases. Then have some sort of safe harbor law for getting a psych eval and potentially treatment at a nearby hospital under supervision of police and care of professionals.

The same might have been asked of the suicide prevention hotline ages ago, right? Does the intended victim make that much of a difference?

I mean like if an individual feels like homiciding someone, they can call the number themselves and request someone talk them out of it. I suppose that could be 911, but I don't think it quite fits.

Why do we have a suicide prevention hotline but not a homicide prevention hotline? 🤔

Text that reads "war with Canada"

It's 2025 and the United States is at...

i fear we are going to need more of this energy

I just came out of the grocery store and had this overwhelming primal urge to run by blockbuster and pick up a video

I'm down for selling memberships I mean citizenships for $5mm as long as I can sell mine for $5mm and move somewhere else. No-brainer.

omg he owns a suit!

if every day is a black swan event, doesn't it kinda lose its meaning?