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I'm a master at stuffing turkey

14 Followers  |  17 Following  |  112 Posts  |  Joined: 07.10.2023  |  1.5479

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a crowd of people are gathered in front of a large cross and a sign that says ' alianzas ' on it ALT: a crowd of people are gathered in front of a large cross and a sign that says ' alianzas ' on it

minesweeper fans:

02.09.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i swear to god none of you know how to cross a street in texas

29.06.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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(*sploooch*)

15.06.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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vsc is haunted

13.06.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why am i so fucking hungry

12.06.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like a bean burrito, you're going south

12.06.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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this is great gaming..

08.06.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE YOU !
#LOVE

21.05.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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stiff fat balls

12.04.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im back from lung surgery and i can now finally breathe out after 16 years

10.04.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i ranned around my house thinking it was zombies irl

25.03.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my last 3 posts

10.02.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what was i thinking

10.02.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

update: I'm going to fucking die

08.02.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

opens newspaper,
"man throws alligator through wendy's drive thru window"
all's right in the world

01.02.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if i post the same thing twice on accident it means great minds think alike

26.01.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im no longer a snail

08.01.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im a snail

06.01.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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you didnt spend your new years at retrograde

01.01.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hi like if you trust him

28.12.2024 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what are the lore implications of this

25.12.2024 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im sorry i need to vent here for a second oww ahhhh fuck shit i stubbed my toe ahh shit my foot fucking hell the agony ahhh fuck

24.12.2024 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you scream lelpis 3 times on the mirror at 3am you will summon your dad yelling at you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

21.12.2024 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

met santa shes black

18.12.2024 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a flock of chickens are walking on a dirt road ALT: a flock of chickens are walking on a dirt road

at this point its not even crossing the road anymore

13.12.2024 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

finally a candidate who knows what the people want

11.12.2024 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.12.2024 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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COUGH euhhhhgg COUGHCOOUGH eeeerhgrgr hooWAARGH HUAAAEERHG STINKY EUUGHGEHA

28.11.2024 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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