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We asked 27 people When they realized it was a dream. Here are there response :
1: What?
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3: What?
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12: What?
13: My name isn't 13.
13: Stop.
13: Stop calling me that.
13: It's not a dream.
13: It's real to me.
13: Stop

People don ' t cover themselves in soil anymore ... Do you ever think about that ?

If you ' ve ever heard of the song " Brass Monkey " You ' ve probably thought to yourself " It would be kind of funny if they said ' Ass Monkey ' instead . " It actually isn ' t that funny .

AI Assistant: Hello! I'm here to make your workday easier and more convenient! How can I help you?
Me : What if John F Kenedy ate bugs during the debate?
AI Assistant: What?
Me : What If Richard Nixon could create Psionic Blasts

Litle known trick: You can use your imagination to create cool pictures in your head

Me at the podium: I think ... the world should be kind , and people are goood .
My vice president : Sir what does this have to do with the economy
Me : (Smiling at him) Everything, Montgomery .... Everything.

I get a lot of people asking me this... They ask me "Whats your fucking problem man?" But when I start talking .. They just give me those big old bug eyes... Like a snail or a mantis perhaps. And then they fly away...

Theyre carrying me to the morgue on my throne

You can do whateer you want actually

If I had wings. I would probably fly around military jets to spook them

Me talking to someone I don't know: The stranger lore is craaazy

Magical things in my sink. You'd be shocked

Yeah family guy kinda fell off after they introduced the magic system. Just kind of felte likke they were trying to be Full Metal Alchemist

Perhaps other people suffer more than you do, but your own suffering is not made irrelevant because of it

You've endured worse.

This november, lets' all be aware of what truly matters: Th

Happy halloween! Please be aware

I read Cri me & Punishment. Dont know what Raskolnikov's prpoblem was. I coulda done that easy

Ive had enough of you

I really am addicted to the shindig .

Lot o f people think today is my birthday. IT isnt. MYy birthday is July 8th. Thanks

Sometimes I like to stare ou t the window while its raining and narrate the events of my life liike im in an old detective movie. I think the viewers like that

Listen ... Sometimes you just gotta chill the fukc out. No other way to put it ...

2 dollar

If I could I would just wear armor places. Never leave home without my Breastplate. It's probably legal

Look it up. Look up "Family GUy Chicken " I'm not lying. Look it up on Google dot com

You dont even know the half of it ... Theres also a large chicken that the father , "Peter" occasionally battles with . Can you believe such a thing ?

I am not what you would call an "Artist". However this is a little guy I like to doodle. He is Bartho

Have you ever seen " Family Guy " ? There is a talking dog and a evil baby . Very strange .