Thiccpiss @cozywrites - Bluesky Profile

You are what you eat. That why I'm a dentist 😁

18.03.2025 13:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Australian people sound like British people if you microwaved em

28.02.2025 00:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My "If I keep her laughing she won't see me struggle with my chopsticks" plan failed

21.02.2025 16:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Its hard to eat soup with sticks.

20.02.2025 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't eat spiders.

20.02.2025 18:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh no! I accidentally dropped this link to me on the Twisted Tales Podcast and facts n info are leaking everywhere!

open.spotify.com/episode/3m7x...

19.02.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not proud how much of my diet is bulk lucky charms marshmallows and cigarettes but it makes cooking a blast

19.02.2025 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y'all should definitely talk about music and smootch a bunch

19.02.2025 12:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* happy gas mask noises*

30.01.2025 22:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She's a 10 but is covered in bruises cuz shes perfected Wonkas fizzy lifting drink but keeps forgetting the ceiling fans on 😒

30.01.2025 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had a very similar thing happen to me. I got zero issues with gender fuckery but he stretched out like all my lingerie n shit WITHOUT ASKING 😤

24.01.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Promise?

16.01.2025 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can't be mad at the ice cuz I fell. It was simply being. This new found enlightenment won't bring back my cocoa tho 😒

14.01.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not arguing with people anymore. Imma just start eating pets. ☺️

14.01.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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