cannibal cass ⑂ 🦇🩸

an allosaurus and ceratosaurus are seen macking it in a cartoonish style, with excessive drool and green mystery discharge oozing from their mouths.

@tessasaurus.bsky.social hi tessa, some friends made me aware of your theropod kissing artwork, I would like to share mine of the same format.

The allosaurus loves what it wants.
(fanart for The Isle game)

kizzy fucking LOVES eating crickets #spider

i hope everyone realizes the reason there’s so much attention from the media about catching and prosecuting luigi mangione is if they don’t the social order of the wealthy being above us all would break down

ditto engagement ring

who tf is so into wizard of oz that they pay 28 million for a pair of old ass shoes. rich people are insane

matt is in his dementor era ig

why is it "your ass belongs to me now" and not "your arse" in psycho? are muse fake british??? can't believe this

what is bro wearing

my daughter emet-selch loves chicken nugget #spiders

you've been metallica wasped

yes that is in fact a muse wasp

you get lady gaga wasped

PLAY RESPONSIBLY #idkhow

you get this one

spotify wrapped is here! send me a number 1-100 and i'll mail a live hornet's nest directly to your door

Jonathan the Tortoise looking noble and handsome

A side-by-side photo comparison 1) b&w pic of Jonathan in 1886 with some colonialist looking dude and 2) Jonathan in modern times in glorious color

Jonathan looking nice

Jonathan on a lawn, sounding his barbaric yawp across the lawntop

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT

around 42% of all marriages end in divorce. that is a very high regret rate for people committing to life changing decisions. the state should do something, ultimately we should ban marriage entirely

he's absolutely malding at being given antibiotics

I genuinely don't understand why republicans are so mad about people's genders like it's literally incomprehensible to me people are just trying to live what's wrong with getting a little silly with your gender

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

- James Baldwin

take goo

my favorite food texture is couscous because i like the feeling of hundreds of balls in my mouth

a small tan regal jumping spider inside of an orange plastic prescription pill bottle

a small black and white regal jumping spider resting on a fake purple flower

fuckin numggets #spiders

verona is definitely over 2 years old now for sure