Evan Hashimoto 🍇

pro fighting game tip: you didn't make the wrong read, your opponent just deviated from what is considered normal human behavior and should be shamed for it

Please look up everything on this

This is regretfully the most @dopples.bsky.social thing to ever exist.

I can describe an axe entering a human skull in great explicit detail and no one will blink twice at it. I provide a similar description, just as detailed, of a penis entering a vagina, and I get letters about it and people swearing off. To my mind this is kind of frustrating, it's madness. Ultimately, in the history of [the] world, penises entering vaginas have given a lot of people a lot of pleasure; axes entering skulls, well, not so much. George R.R. Martin

And since we’re having a discussion about “acceptable media”, I’ll repost this yet again.

Impressive of Mouthwashing to manage to make me even more depressed, months after the game, by being targeted by actual censorship lol

I still think that in a game of hundreds of life changing songs, no FFXIV song tops Flow Together for me.

I still have my complaints about EW, but I think the entire expansion may be peak FFXIV music.

I am an efficiency expert. I need a shower and the best way to defrost shrimp is running water? They will join me

You right, my bad

I talked to someone yesterday who skipped every single cutscene and dialogue in ALL of FFXIV, and they told me:

"I get why people say Dawntrail story was boring. It felt anticlimactic."

We don't deserve to exist as a species.

i think about this every day now. every ad is some new scam. every text is most likely a scam. every call is a scam. most websites are scams. most emails are scams. the president is a scam. the way our entertainment is done is a scam. literally everything is a scammmmmmmm

I hate this so much, sometimes I choose to not move to the side and then give them a weird look when they get close.

trapped inside my burning CyberTruck, I frantically slam the Grok button. “WHERE IS THE EMERGENCY DOOR RELEASE, GROK?”
“I hear ya, friendo,” says a robot voice. “We could all use an “emergency release”—especially white farmers in South Africa and the nation formerly known as Rhodesia.”

this is literally how char talks about amuro

Protests outside the Justice Dept. in LA on this 4th of July night.

We had the sickest photo of us taken at NAIC. Doing stage work was SUPER fun.

This will probably be the coolest photo ever taken of me.

yees

See you Friday.

#vtuberdebut #teaser #Vtubers #Vtuber #ENVtuber #VtubersEN #VtubersUprising #furryvtuber

the priconne anime is fucking amazing, please watch it

Been doing Pokémon events for six years, and finally got to open a show on stage!

It was a ton of fun doing the player intros and award ceremony too.

when i was single-digit years old i read the phrase "political assassination" in nintendo power's killer7 feature and i asked my dad what it meant. he said "what the hell is that gamecube teaching you man." first time i'd ever heard him curse. happy 20th to the greatest video game of all time

Thanks Koyori

Phone test?

test 2

me too, that is very weird

can people see this image? all my own pictures aren't loading for me

test

I have seen zero hate on Ingrid, and about 100 mentions of people hating on Ingrid.

100% the best part of that Summer Game Fest stream was the co-host making that Lego "stud" pun.

This guy for like five reasons has made me immediately never want to play Splitgate ever