Anchorage Man

Holy shit

He looks like Craig T Nelson starring in a Bill Maher biopic.

Shai pulling up in this next week

love to pick up my phone and see 5 - 10 different things each of which successively makes me angrier than I’ve ever been in my entire fucking life

I think SGA and Seth Rollins share a stylist.

It’s what’s for dinner.

They were probably somewhat useful for predicting outcomes until they became popularized for predicting outcomes.

Something about measures and targets blahdi-blah

Remind me, isn’t Corgan one of the more legendary “what a dick that guy is” celebs of his generation?

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

That’s how it works, yes.

Facts.

“GPA is not a strong factor”

Chat, do federal judges tend to view “whoops! Takebacksies?” filings favorably?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, few people have gone on as big a 3 movie heater as John McTiernan from ‘87 to ‘90 with Predator, Die Hard and HFRO.

this unbelievable piece of fucking shit

In language ole Tommy would understand, this is the equivalent of him saying he coached Alabama.

“Freedom fries”

It’s also correlated with the rise in popularity of One Piece. DOWN WITH LUFFY.

“It’s belongs in a museum!”

“SO DO YOU!”

boat blows up and sinks but Indy’s hat floats right next to him on his life preserving plank.

Did he say that about the Ark too or just the Grail?

Since when is interacting with people an important skill for politicians…wait, I think I see our problem now…

I can’t even unpack all the levels of bullshit here.

I’m so tired.

“As long as nothing goes badly wrong this is all fine, and if it does, I will have already cashed in my options so who cares?”

It’s been growing far longer than that

I’d go beyond that and extend the lack of decision-making care to things far more mundane than life and death. Just an escalating feeling that nobody in charge of anything knows anything about anything or how to do anything.