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Anchorage Man

@sethpartnow.bsky.social

Current: Staff Product Scientist @ Teamworks Author: “The Midrange Theory” Prev: Director of Basketball Research @ Milwaukee Bucks. Dir. N. American Sports @ StatsBomb. NBA analysis @ The Athletic. NBA DS @ Penn Entertainment.

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It’s usually their behavior not the child’s. Every one of my kids’ respective classmates who sucks has asshole parents, at best.

06.03.2026 00:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to someone and saying hey . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to someone and saying hey .
05.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was Nathan R Jessup, silly.

05.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also serves as an illustration of who Steve, Pete and Kash think they are.

05.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Plus led to the whole Hive arc which was awesome.

05.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon chicken with big eyes and a red crest is looking at the camera . ALT: a cartoon chicken with big eyes and a red crest is looking at the camera .
05.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll go with more stupid.

05.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do they have a plate in there, then?

05.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Much like the litter itself. I also initially read it as somebody just dumped the contents of a cat box over the fence into the neighbors yard

05.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with the words ya think ya betta than me written below him ALT: a man with the words ya think ya betta than me written below him

Don’t make me call Gem on you.

05.03.2026 16:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What, do you think words have meanings or something?

05.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What, you think you’re bettah than me?

05.03.2026 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I heard my first bahhstan accent shortly after arriving this morning and smiled.

05.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I didn’t see a column named “*” though?

05.03.2026 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s take the part of soccer people like most and ruin it.

05.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 28    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Wat.

05.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The people coming straight from undergrad had thousand yard stares about 3 weeks in, while people who had had real jobs were lounging.

05.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

secret power up: 1L isn't all that bad if you've had to do an actual day's work first

05.03.2026 15:03 — 👍 82    🔁 5    💬 9    📌 0

Speaking in 20 second soundbites and giving a speech are just wildly different skills. The former you can do on autopilot once you get a few reps, the latter you have to actually work at.

05.03.2026 14:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“The Ducks are going to have their way to-niiiiiiight”

05.03.2026 14:43 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Basically yeah. Put my tween daughter in the C-suite.

05.03.2026 14:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OpenAI would go through like 8 CWOs a year as each successive one is driven mad by Altman’s bullshit.

05.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Corporate law needs to be changed to require a CWO - a Chief WTF Are You Talking About Officer who steps in like the dude in the “new homeowners becoming their parents” commercials when the boss starts talking like this.

05.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

What family is that Jared guy a part of again?

05.03.2026 13:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I have zero sympathy for anyone taken in by this one.

05.03.2026 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

?

05.03.2026 13:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the natural end point of thinking of other people as NPCs.

05.03.2026 13:20 — 👍 23    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

lol. Lmao even.

I think I just completed the English Comp 101 curriculum they offer.

05.03.2026 13:19 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Holy shit

05.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He looks like Craig T Nelson starring in a Bill Maher biopic.

05.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 49    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0