Anchorage Man

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it even came with an internationally recognized signal

Derp. This used to be called “Derp.”

Not to judge a book by its cover but…

Is in fact my point

We had a nice run, the money people will be in charge now. Doctorow case study number 72,362 incoming.

Again, the weights in the gym do not require being picked up and put down.

What if we trained an LLM on a combination of Greg Gutfield, Tom Friedman and post-prime Klosterman? The answer lies within.

It’s truly amazing how useful a contrary indicator about capability has become is when looking at those progressing to the very top of the ladder

While people are rightly mocking this, it’s also slightly sinister that “actually having things you enjoy is bad” is what is being produced/trialed by Bezos Inc

“Busted” in terms of exposed, not necessarily suffering consequences…

First of all @wtevs.bsky.social how dare you (but also you should be reading Katie)

Does one of the “trading” sites (lol at calling it “trading”) have a market for which prominent person gets busted for taking a long position on oil futures based on insider information first?

Person Who Doesn't Realize Wrestling Fans Know It's Scripted is such a perfect Bluesky character

I’m at the stage of editing mine where cutting sections mostly means I’m done faster.

It’s usually their behavior not the child’s. Every one of my kids’ respective classmates who sucks has asshole parents, at best.

That was Nathan R Jessup, silly.

Also serves as an illustration of who Steve, Pete and Kash think they are.

Plus led to the whole Hive arc which was awesome.

I’ll go with more stupid.

Why do they have a plate in there, then?

Much like the litter itself. I also initially read it as somebody just dumped the contents of a cat box over the fence into the neighbors yard

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Don’t make me call Gem on you.

What, do you think words have meanings or something?

What, you think you’re bettah than me?

I heard my first bahhstan accent shortly after arriving this morning and smiled.

I didn’t see a column named “*” though?

Let’s take the part of soccer people like most and ruin it.