I just can't get over how "Pam Bondi" sounds like the name of a 90's porn star.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but go move your laundry into the dryer.

That's always the giveaway that they never leave the house.
Go anywhere, literally anywhere, even just the grocery store, and you'll see even the most goblin-looking mofos with a wife.

It wasn't even GOOD fiction.
Like, I recognize that a lot of posts are fake, but most of the ones posted to BestOfRedditUpdates are at least somewhat entertaining to read.
This was just incel rage bait.

Maybe it’s not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. - Ozzy Osbourne

Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael

I just typoed "git show" as "shit show". Probably says a lot about the code I wrote.

A lot of truth is said in jest.

I've watched this like 10 times in the last 24 hours and I still keep laughing at the absolutely over-the-top "YYEAA-"

There are millions of households in the same position as me: Not wealthy enough to not work, but able to dump $20K+ on a new roof without financing it when the need arises.
You just don't hear from us on social media.

Having the money to weather a financial storm is what defines middle class.
I consider myself middle class. I still need to work to pay the bills, but I could lose my job and I've got enough in savings to go unemployed for 6 months before I begin to sweat.

People say stuff like this, but I don't agree.
IMO, the middle class exists, but a LOT of people that aren't middle class think they are.
If you're living paycheck-to-paycheck and never have more than 1 months expenses in your bank account, then you're not middle class.

Call me cynical, but whenever I see protests against a US President, I always wonder how many of the protesters voted. I mean, I know the electoral college means individual votes can mean a lot less, but if you didn’t even show up to the polls, can you really complain about the outcome?

20 years ago, I saw someone with a rainbow shirt that said "Bi now, gay later"

"Non-binary now, full transition later" seems to be common, but doesn't have nearly the same ring to it.

I've started calling this "movie bladder", since it primarily happens at the movie theater. I can use the bathroom during the previews, and right when the movie starts, I'll feel the urge. But once the movie finishes, the urge is suddenly gone. I don't even go to the bathroom on the way out.

I don't care for theaters either, but for a different problem.

If I'm in a situation where needing to urinate would be inconvenient, then I will feel the urge, even if I just went to the bathroom. I know it's all in my head, because the urge goes away once the situation has resolved.

MidJourney results of asking for images of "The world's most powerful pressure washer". Each picture shows a man using a very normal sized pressure washer, despite the request for "the world's most powerful".

DALL-E result asking for "the world's most powerful pressure washer". It looks like a monster-truck sized vehicle covered with compressor turbines and a single nozzle spraying water with intense pressure.

...asked DALL-E for it, I get a more crazy result.

In my experience, MJ would produce higher quality results, but DALL-E was better at sticking to my prompt. DALL-E was also better at creating more novel images. For example, if I asked MJ for "The world's most powerful pressure washer", I got pictures of just normal pressure washers. But if I...

A meme with a caption of "Vibe Coding: Writing software solely by prompting an AI to generate the code. What you get:" followed by a picture of a dumpster full of spaghetti on fire.

Windows 10 is nearly 10 years old at this point

Imagine running Windows 95 in 2005 when XP had already been out for 4 years, and you skipped 98 and ME (though I wouldn't blame anyone for skipping Mistake Edition).

Back in the day, you basically replaced your computer every 3 years.

It's about triangles. It's in the name "trigonometry", which literally means "study of 3 sides".
Look at my username. I know this stuff.

I disabled it using my keyboard's software.

IMO, the endless purity tests are why the left will never win elections.

WE could have a candidate promising universal healthcare, higher minimum wage, PTO requirements, parental leave, etc., but a leftist voter would be like "Yeah but they eat factory farmed eggs" and withhold their vote.

That person is entirely unreasonable. They blocked me and likely blocked you as well.

Endless virtue signaling gets tiring. Nearly everything you buy likely has an unethical source somewhere in the supply chain.

Yes, I like the car. It's a nice car.
And my financial reasons are still valid. I only plan to buy one more car in my life. There's no reason to sell the Tesla now and buy a car that I already know I'm going to replace in a couple years, likely with a Polestar 6 or Porsche 718 EV.

The car was paid off a year ago.

I'm not buying another car until someone makes a sporty electric convertible. When I buy one, I expect it to be the last car I ever buy. Any car I buy before then is a waste of money.

Yeah, I really like my Model 3 Performance. Nobody else makes a car that has the performance it has with access to the Supercharger network for the price.

Even if someone else did, I'm not about to drop $60K just to virtue signal.

I'm not going to take a large financial loss for the sole purpose of virtue signaling. I'll keep driving this car until I'm ready to buy my next car, at which time I certainly won't be buying another Tesla, despite how much I used to dream about the Roadster.

I bought mine in 2019. At the time, I merely would have described Elon as "eccentric".

I haven't gotten rid of it because it wouldn't accomplish anything. He's already gotten the $60K from me, and selling it won't take any of it back. And then I'd have to go out and spend money on another car.

I never had much luck playing games off of DVD-Rs back in the day.
Instead, I had a mod chip that allowed me to boot games from a hard drive that was plugged into the network adapter expansion. I'd copy games to that and play, though the copy operation took an hour.
PS2 just struggled with DVD-Rs.