The Big Marmot

The Big Marmot

@bigmarmot.bsky.social

A large rodent, PhD candidate Send me money for some reason: https://venmo.com/code?user_id=3803577906627828317&created=1744501192

2,944 Followers 496 Following 1,352 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 day ago

Thank you!

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1 day ago

John where is this shelf? I've only seen you refer to it merely as "the bar"

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1 day ago
YouTube
How Your Parents Ruined Driving YouTube video by Climate Town

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JPm4...

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1 day ago

the dead kid pinned post is so GOATed

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2 days ago

We must execute kingship, or the 'last king' will be replaced by another who makes up in brutality what he lacks in divine right

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2 days ago

I was just reading Michael Walzer's 1973 classic Regicide and Revolution yesterday and have come to the conclusion that we need to put the imperial presidency on trial in the person of Donald Trump and banish it to history with him

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2 days ago

I hope these homies are safe maps.app.goo.gl/NRpMwefW5aYB...

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2 days ago

The difference is that back then we had dumb presidents

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Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

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2 days ago

Chilling. The San Francisco Chronicle has received another letter from the man calling himself "The Woke Ginger," and cryptologists are reportedly no closer to cracking the cipher in his previous missive.

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5 days ago

it's also a painting of Japan

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5 days ago

The wise man solemly bowed his head and spoke, "there is no difference between descriptive and normative claims you imbecile."

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5 days ago

That's the Kazin thesis!

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5 days ago
The four routes Amtrak offers in the mountain west, none of which connect to each other. I know there are mountains there, this is where I'm from

bro please my national rail network is so fucked bro srsly

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5 days ago

Exactly, when a Right-Winger says a bunch of gibberish that makes no logical sense, they aren't struggling to explain their ideas, they're struggling to explain their ideas in a way that won't result in negative social consequences for themselves

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1 week ago

Every platform should adopt Kalshi's comment system and show you exactly what monetary incentive each poster has

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1 week ago
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Great turnout for PCC faculty and staff as they build a HISTORIC strike threat

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1 week ago

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

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1 week ago

This whole admin really feels like that point late in a game of Civ where you see your lead in science and culture slipping so you just start declaring war on everyone

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1 week ago

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

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1 week ago

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

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1 week ago

everyone back at SmashPad is going to be griefmaxxing fr until bro touches down

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1 week ago

I hope this smug fucker gets hit by a car

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The Custom Oregon Plate DEVINE was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #DEVINE

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2 weeks ago
Whale fact
big!

wow!

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2 weeks ago

Go in fast, kill the leaders you don't like and try not to make too many negative headlines. That's what Ike did in Guatemala, Iran, Lebanon, and the Congo. It's what Trump is doing in Venezuela, Iran, and possibly Cuba

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2 weeks ago

My most pretencious american historian moment this year was saying out loud of Trump that "it's not the 'Don-roe Doctrine' it's neo-Eisenhowerism"

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2 weeks ago

Seeing a missle hit your neighborhod and saying "bro, that's retarded"

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2 weeks ago

WELL WELL WELL NOT SO EASY TO FIND A PLAN TO TERMINATE A CONFLICT THAT DOESN’T SUCK SHIT HUH?

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