Trent β€œLegacy” Valor's Avatar

Trent β€œLegacy” Valor

@smallmktminded.bsky.social

🦬 Founder, Caribou FC (1978 ➑️ Forever) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Commissioner, F.R.E.E.D.O.M. League πŸ“ Location: Unrecognized but undeniable πŸ“ˆ Nostalgia is my asset class βš–οΈ Parody is my keeper. Satire is my striker. πŸ“° smallmktminded.substack.com

28 Followers  |  0 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 21.07.2025  |  1.4284

Latest posts by smallmktminded.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image

They told us America wasn’t ready. Fine. We took FREEDOM overseas.

Andorra is just the beginning β€” the launchpad for Caribou 1978 FC, Team Hawaii, the Surf, the Rogues, and yes… the Macrocosms.

Why? Because borders can’t contain destiny.

πŸ“« Read: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...

26.09.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They told me:
β€œYou can’t build a league with no investors, no players, and no stadiums.”

I told them:
β€œThen why do I have a logo?”

Believe in yourself.
Even if no one else should.

#MotivationMonday
#FREEDOMLeague
#StartWithTheLogo

04.08.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if instead of billionaires hoarding legacy clubs…
You gave them to guys like me?

This league is for folks who saw β€œFyre Fest” and said, β€œWhat if it had goals?”

Plan:
β€’ Skip FIFA
β€’ Tap the people (and their wallets)
β€’ Everyone’s a co-owner β€” unless they ask questions

#FREEDOMLeague

02.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not some dollar-store knockoff of anyone who thinks filing LLCs equals revolution.

I’m building FREEDOMβ„’ β€” a league with vision, pyro, and cheerleaders with branded tambourines.

If anything, he’s a cautionary tale. I’m the blueprint.

01.08.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Respectfully: I’m not reviving the Gatos β€” I’m resurrecting the idea of the Gatos.*
You think too small. I’m not here for a Wikipedia accuracy contest β€” I’m here to build emotional equity in dormant American soccer mythology.

FREEDOM isn’t about history β€” it’s about narrative rights.

01.08.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Beautiful Game, But Louder By Trent β€œLegacy” Valor, FREEDOM League Founder, Visionary, Negotiator of Historical Rights to Three Defunct Clubs

They told me reviving defunct brands was a joke.
They laughed at cheerleaders, pyro, and bold American pageantry.
They shut the doors. So I built my own stadium.

⚽️ Introducing the FREEDOM League πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Dead brands. Loud music. No gatekeepers.

open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...

31.07.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
You Shut Me Out, So I Made My Own League β€” It’s Called F.R.E.E.D.O.M., Actually I didn’t set out to build a league.Thanks for reading!

RIP to a true American visionary.
Hulk Hogan once:

🍝Opened a failed pasta restaurant

πŸ₯©Turned down the George Foreman Grill

🎸Said he was almost the bassist for Metallica

And yet… he still ran wild.
That’s the blueprint. That’s FREEDOM. 🫑

open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...

24.07.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
You Shut Me Out, So I Made My Own League β€” It’s Called F.R.E.E.D.O.M., Actually I didn’t set out to build a league.Thanks for reading!

Legacy institutions and leagues told me β€œYou can’t”

The new FREEDOM League isn’t about permission β€” it’s about possibility.

No sanctions. No governing bodies. No limit to the money you can send me.

This isn’t disruption.
It’s salvation.

READ⚽: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...

24.07.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Meet the Legacy: Why I, Trent Valor, Am the Future of American Soccer They said American soccer didn’t need saving.

This isn’t about me. It’s about us. The fans. The dreamers.

For you. For everyone who believes soccer deserves more than just billionaires playing franchise roulette. It deserves people who care.

And I care β€” enough to ask for your money.

πŸ‘‡More: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...

#CaribouRising🦬

23.07.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know, it’s the worst.

22.07.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like they always say: sometimes an entire soccer league wakes up from months-long hibernation to throw you under the bus.

It’s what you do while under the bus that matters.

22.07.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slapping logos on t-shirts doesn’t make visionaries. There’s a process.

If you want to play in this space, you need:

- Capital (or followers with cash donations 😘 Love you!)

- Respect for what came before

- A willingness to brutally modernize it without asking permission.

22.07.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m here for the spreadsheets and vibes.

I am home.

22.07.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€”πŸ’‘

22.07.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Fans want tradition
Investors want upside.
I offer both.

I’m here to change the game β€” or at least talk about changing the game until someone wires me the money.

πŸ“ˆ Read: Meet the Legacy: Why I, Trent Valor, Am the Future of American Soccer πŸ‘‡

open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...

22.07.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Welcome to the herd. Very expensive Patreon might be coming soon, so save up! #CaribouRising 🦬

22.07.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#FringeIsForTheFans

22.07.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One day, we’ll earn your respect. One day, we’ll earn your trust.

But most importantly, we’ll earn your money.

22.07.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry, I’m not a corporate like the current soccer landscape!

I’m here to build the future of football, giving the game back to the fans!

It’s just best that we happen to have to use my specific crowdfunding effort to do so! 🦬#CaribouCares

22.07.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, someone gets it. Relentless pursuit. Stylish hat. Unspoken authority. You, my friend, are Caribou material. πŸ•ΆοΈπŸ¦Œ #CaribouRising

21.07.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, the media coverage this club deserves. That’s the spirit. The Caribou don't just need fans β€” we need storytellers, myth-makers, truth-benders. Your mic is your antlers. Let’s charge. #DoTheBou

21.07.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smart move. Think of it less as β€œlosing your life savings” and more as β€œdiversifying into legacy-flavored upside.” Welcome to the herd. πŸ‚πŸ“ŠπŸ«‘ Details soon! Maybe! #CaribouRising

21.07.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They represent the mountain range of Colorado, whether or not we actually ever play there.

If I use that in a press release it was my idea, not yours.

21.07.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the herd.
You’ve just joined the fastest-growing legacy-first movement in American soccer.

Membership benefits include:
🟀 Vibes
🟀 Vision
🟀 Very little football (for now)

21.07.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

No stadium. No roster. No league.

But I do have:
βœ… An LLC
βœ… A leather jacket
βœ… A LinkedIn post about β€œdisrupting lower league soccer”

The Caribou ride again. #CaribouRising

21.07.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I’m not here to run a soccer club.
I’m here to weaponize nostalgia.

The brand? Vintage.
The vision? Vague.
The business plan? Behind a paywall.

#CaribouRising

21.07.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

Why bring back a team with fringe jerseys and a -32 goal differential in 1978?

Because history deserves a reboot.

Like Top Gun. But dumber. And with more fake turf. #CaribouRising

21.07.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I’ve flipped protein powders.
I’ve launched crypto apps with zero code.
I once turned a luxury dog yoga brand into a failing dog yoga brand.

But this?
This is bigger.
This is Colorado Caribou 1978 FC. #CaribouRising

21.07.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone’s talking about β€œfan ownership.”

At Colorado Caribou 1978 FC, we’re not just offering it β€”
we’re tokenizing it.
Want voting rights? A fringe scarf? A digital badge that says β€œOwner”?

Let’s build together.*

(*Non-equity participation, terms subject to change)

21.07.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before Messi.
Before Beckham.
There was fringe.

The Caribou weren’t just a team β€” they were a statement.
We’re bringing that spirit β€” and the suede β€” back.

Fans will love this. Investors should.
#LegacyThinking #CaribouRising

21.07.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0