zenith

why do people still keep making pop music when we peaked in 2009 with gee by girls' generation

new fascism indicator dropped: a growth in the amount of homophobic furries

you aint chilean if you haven't eaten an entire 1kg bag of mayo 🤣 🤣 🤣

god will fall to the hands of a coked up wasian girl, this is known amongst the wise

it's clear that taylor swift has never been to a british club because if she had she'd know there's no winning against a coked up wasian girl

my boyfriend makes cocktail in my ass: mixing shit with piss

when oomf tries out makeup for the first time but they're lowkey chopped

i need some gummies but the dealers give me social anxiety

they disheveled me while I slept

i might have a low iq but i also have a hot BF so think about that

my opp is a fluent french speaker because he hates women

It takes 3 words to say “please” in French because they are a rude people

ran out of alcohol, now god shall send me to hell

a moth is a compass that points towards God's wrath

might call in sick to college tomorrow because jesus' blood is flowing through my veins

weezer fans make the best type of insulation when processed into fiberglass

wine is jesus' blood and my body rejecting 3 liters of it is just a show that i am not worthy of His redemption

e-girl, e-boy, & e-waste. the three genders

chile has a similar flag to texas because they are both countries full of beef

my heart is black with hatred and my ass is turgid with lust

when we die our souls are sent to live in an infinite, ethereal best western

when i die they will use my body to create the engine of a toyota corolla

my mind is an abandoned kids MMO

i had a dream i was lobotomized but when they showed my frontal lobe it was just a handful of diced onion

my life has been downhill since i turned 14

being a trans woman is a police state

anemia got me feeling like a 70 year old woman