I was depressed, but I got out the iron and ironing board so now I am also re-pressed

Sorry, my poor attempt at humor

You mean, they don’t sip your brains out of your head while you dream? I’d be scared to go to sleep with them around

It’s like if Batman and the Green Goblin had a love child only the Green Goblin was actually brown

If it’s vinyl I listen to the whole shebang. If it’s digital I’ll skip

To do that we’d need to plug the ultra rich bastards that built these in the first place

So is it a fifty-fifty chance you’re being mind-controlled by aliens? Cause I could live with that for the chance to make first contact. Unless you’ve got glowing green worms in your eyes

Morlock! Say my name’

Oh yeah! Cat’s are pretty much going to inherit the earth in Scalzi’s world view. Check out Starter Villain if you haven’t already

Or, better than Herat 😉

Hellll! Yeahhhh! Boys!

@delaneyking.bsky.social my friend Thrym Gefrunon is asking if you’re feeling better

It looks like a great day to mow the lawn

I hope you feel better soon

Yes, the White House is now a clown car and you won’t believe the number of clowns they packed in there

The freaky part of the show is flipping between Kurt and Wyatt imo

Grogu gonna regret it

Bored of the Rings?

Someone’s draggin’ their ass on the release forms

Thank you for the ear worm

I have not come to praise Caesar, but to grift him

Wait, what if it’s your Labrador writing up the results in its, wait for it, lab report

Effin consonants

Your singing should always be sincere, right? Whether you mean it or not

After sex, she sometimes says þæt wæs gōd cyning!

Say, do you know Ellen Fremedon

If I try, does that make me a whineasaurous?

I always assumed they got lost in the hozone layer. Thank you for illuminating the situation for me

And this is why Phil has to go to groundhog support group. Love the film, hate the critter

Thanks to you and Chris Kluwe for joining us in Ann Arbor on such a cold night and sharing your wit, wisdom and experiences. I had a great time. Who knew dorks could be such fun!