Lexi

git config --global alias.morge merge

This nonsense slop diagram in Microsoft's GitHub training guide is embarrassing. Maybe review things before unquestioningly publishing generated garbage? I guess that's too much to ask of one of the largest and richest companies in the world.

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

I propose to make universal the old policy of the Blackfriars conference at the American Shakespeare Center:

If you do not end your paper on time, you will be forced to exit, pursued by a bear. Literally, a bear will come take your paper from you.

image is a digital portrait of an anthropomorphic rodent character standing in front of a gallery wall littered with framed art pieces. The character has their hands over their heart, a big tearful smile on their face as they look up to the creations on display. #furryart #furry #anthro

『 Look At All the Wonderful Things You've Made 🌤️ 』 ─ ✧˖°

I've been away, both online and offline, for a very very long time. No time to admire at the world, no time to take in the wonders you all create. I've lost so many years of my life to darkness, but I'll be back soon. I promise.

i cannot stop thinking about this interaction

I JUST SAID

+*.First Snow.*+
Collab with @johannatarkela.com <3 (2019)

Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

Indulgent streetwear thing

scanned graphite and red lead drawing of a fox furry hunched over, looking cheerfully

commission for @soundjake.bsky.social
fun :) thank you!

an anthro snow leopard with blue skin and tail tip, hanging upside down from a tree branch- his orange hoodie and shirt are falling down with gravity. there is a faint treeline in the background.

comm for @snowytabaxi.snep.world ! mew🐆 #furry #furryart

1st panel: hi can i get a (T voice crack) chicken mcgriddle "Ya drive up" 2nd panel: two gays sitting in silence 3rd panel: Nephil: cHicKeN mCGridDLe Koepek: SHUT

drive thru

✨ AND LIKE THE MOON, I AM EVER CHANGING ✨

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

#trans #transart #werewolf #queerart #furry #gayart #artsky

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

librarian

Dom

Diezel McRingtail FuzzButt You leftist furs amaze me. Like seriously calling anyone that disagrees with you a Nazi or racist. like seriously do you know you could actually be a productive citizen instead of wasting your time being a keyboard warrior? Star Raccoon! A coup was attempted to over throw the government and install a dictator as the leader of this country. Diezel McRingtail FuzzButt @DiezelRaccoon Replying to @StarTheRaccoon I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round* 11:05 PM 1/12/21 Twitter for iPhone

Been seeing multiple people today in the replies of things asking "What do you mean right-wing furries exist?" genuinely shocked, meaning that a lot of you have never seen one of the funniest moments on Twitter ever

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

Picture of a physical desktop. There is a USB thumb drive on it labeled "3D Files" and immediately next to it, a cutout photocopy of the USB thumb drive labeled "2D files."

S/o to this joke I played on our lab tech in 2019

Artwork depicts a snow leopard (Panthera uncia), siberian ibex (Capra sibirica) and a bharal (Pseudois nayaur)

Snow leopard illustration for a charity project 🐆

(PL only: zrzutka.pl/3wj3uu)
#art 🦗

a traditional drawing of a snow leopard character wearing a pink and blue denim dress.

pretty snep in marker <3

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

we have a bot in our discord that can apply effects to photos.

recently the server discovered the .smile filter.

we've had to quarantine it to a specific thread because it's never ending cursed image generation is absolutely fascinating.

how im trying to be #ivyart #beast

Some chee studies

A few more because of course this is going to be the cover design of all my work notebooks from now until I'm over this phase.