Murdock Maven

I know a few transmascs who can all confirm, the essence of Being Male According To The Damn Hormones is being stupid and giggling about it.

Amen. Two billion percent.

All extremely true.

Noting to self for later. Ideas forming, and they can be helpful when I have the muns to toss your way. <3

...Wow, this plot thickened /real/ fast. Holy crap. :O

Pfff, what a dork. <3

Aaaaaaa, I /love/ hearing moments like these with our furry friends! You're doing a fantastic job with your little kitter, sugar, I'm so proud of you!!

Have you considered drinking the Magical Elixir That Gives You Kidney Stones?

No but seriously, I get the sensation. I've worked hard enough that my days off are more like sleep opportunities, and it sucks being so fatigued you can barely do anything.

Take care of yourself and eat something, girl.

That is precisely why I am staring, yes. <3

Oooooh, DQ-style instead of FF! Very nice!

Awwww, this is amazing. <3 I love multicultural soosh! And all of the other options sound /so dang good/, omg. I'm glad you two are having so much fun with food on the whole! <3333

I getcha, hon. And I'm sorry.

These two. So envious~

*squeezles* I'm sorry, hon. If it helps... I can't answer who Kim is for you, but I know she's my friend, and deserves to be here. I'll always want her in my life.

Yo man thass wiiiiiiiiild...

Everybody has an accent, and it makes everybody sound unique! :D

It's also worth mentioning that the entirety of Spartan culture relied upon the usage of slave labor. It was an everyday occurrence. For all the might and strength of the men in terms of "soldiering", they were utterly useless outside of this in knowledge or skill. So, y'know. There's that.

I play a variety of shooting games I can introduce you to! Most are more pve than pvp, but some do go pvp!

Oh no! Some cooking oil and rubber gloves will get you out right quick, silly kitten.

...That is rad as /fuck/.

This actually made me snort and giggle IRL. X3

Whozza goo'giiiiirl?? Who izz? YOU izz!!

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy???

And you chose a good one to use as an example. <3

Jebus that looks intimidating. XD

Awwwww, pibbles... I love the bully breeds, they are such big ol' sweeties. <3

Hell yeah, that's a great resolution.

Oh goodness! I haven't seen one of these in person in /years/. Someone in middle school had a pair of them, and my high school buddy's brother kept one. They're always so fascinating.