Hermioneisha Granger's Avatar

Hermioneisha Granger

@serieuseblack.bsky.social

36, 💙🤍🕊️, holy roman emperor. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

220 Followers  |  677 Following  |  347 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024
Posts Following

Posts by Hermioneisha Granger (@serieuseblack.bsky.social)

1) yep

2) nope contrary to popular belief

3) Sure but only if they know how to fight and i don't have to teach them about -isms. 20something me has the patience, 36 y.o me needs you to come aware and equipped 🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️

01.03.2026 05:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want more women to notice when men don't really like them.

19.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 104    🔁 49    💬 1    📌 12
Preview
a cartoon character wearing a red shirt with a lightning bolt on it giving a peace sign ALT: a cartoon character wearing a red shirt with a lightning bolt on it giving a peace sign

This is my favorite Valentine

14.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I would watch anime with Aldis Hodge EIGHT DAYS A WEEK

13.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses

Me and my twin both blind

06.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Men who viewed themselves as gods decided they had the right to abduct and enslave my ancestors.

02.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 27    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

I haven't watched season 4 yet because An Offer From A Gentleman is my favorite Bridgerton novel and I KNOW Shonda 'nem gonna piss me off 😭

02.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Phil better watch his back.

02.02.2026 13:22 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

May she have many warm and snuggly naps with it!!

02.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!! My sister's gonna take nice pictures of it tomorrow. I hope my friend likes it but I'm terrified to send it to her!!

02.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Post image

Posting this here because it's my first quilt, it's for my bestie's baby, she doesn't know i did this, and she doesn't use bluesky

But I'm proud of it and i need to shoe someone!

02.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 56    🔁 3    💬 13    📌 0

Happy 100th anniversary of black history month!!!! 🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

01.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 45    🔁 30    💬 0    📌 0

Quote with 5 jobs you've had:

1) sales associate at American eagle (best job i ever had tbh)
2) micro loan program associate
3) supply chain customs specialist
4) trade compliance analyst
5) trade and logistics analyst

29.01.2026 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yourself, but as a cartoon

28.01.2026 12:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: a Black quilter who somehow has never had this idea

If you do it I'd love to see what you choose!

19.01.2026 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My dad will never come to hear me sing again.

19.01.2026 08:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm gonna answer: the husbands didn't react, but, spoiler alert, the wives ain't either 🙃

15.01.2026 19:45 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

No 😭😭 because no one can sing anymore and our attention spans are shot to hell

13.01.2026 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image

Today I went to the family farm because that's where my dad wanted his ashes spread.

Yes. I'm Family Farm Southern.

10.01.2026 23:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let's focus on being hot and making lots of money ladies

06.01.2026 03:25 — 👍 49    🔁 29    💬 0    📌 3

RIP Dad, you would have loved QT cheese sticks

04.01.2026 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He would've put the tags on my new car for me. Obvi i don't need help turning screws, but he would have.

I hadn't talked to him in a month. He didn't even know i had a new car.

01.01.2026 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I literally have a pinterest board for every space in my house. Not just rooms. Hallways. Entryways. The exterior. The garden. The yard. I'm a pinterest interior design QUEEN

01.01.2026 02:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He died before I could finish my house and have people over

30.12.2025 19:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My uncle called the mortuary to ask if the ashes could be turned over to him.

Genuinely idk wtf is wrong with these people.

30.12.2025 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My cousin posted about it before I could. I almost went to jail.

30.12.2025 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He had this one old friend that he was trying to reconnect with. I have not idea how to find him and let him know.

30.12.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The sheer number of people who have asked me "And he died on CHRISTMAS??" You heard what I said the first time obviously

30.12.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't remember how to play bass anymore.

30.12.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He used to make these sausages with red wine vinegar. Made your breath HOTTT but goddamn they were delicious.

I never got the recipe.

30.12.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0