@squeezerwasabi.bsky.social
🦑 competitive splatoon player🦑 Former 2500 XP squeezer SUPPORT SQUEEZER PLAYERS Discord tag: w_asab_i Destorca has finally passed away ALWAYS SUPPORTS REAL ART Sendu ink: https://sendou.ink/u/1252774704326905927
Maybe Its just my own bias but it just seems like a weaker mentality to complain so heavily about a weapon being OP or braindead or unhealthy, when it effectively just came out and everyones matchup experience is either nonexistent, or 8 years old in 2 prior Splatoon games. We should learn first?
02.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 277 🔁 36 💬 19 📌 0So I’ve been wanting to get my OC done but I have no clue who I want to pay to do my OC any suggestions?
03.02.2026 05:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I feel so fucking unless on a team like there’s nothing special about me I’m just mediocre and my sword hasn’t been improving at all it feels like and I honestly might give up I feel like I’m just so mid at everything my mechs aren’t special my callouts are ok my game senses is mid as well
01.02.2026 08:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The 8s with Rusu, Riukun, Melon, Momo Ributen, Shuman, and Jordan went super well!
Blessed for the opportunity, these guys were super fun and welcoming
A black bunny with googly eyes attached to its back stands on a patterned mat.
30.01.2026 23:03 — 👍 2170 🔁 441 💬 32 📌 45sorry for video the long way but heres a comparison of flight times w Stealth Jump
player 2 player jumps w no qsj versus 2 subs (standard build). flight time for both s-jumpers doesnt change at all, no matter the distance
tried with max sub pwr up beakons too. looks like SJ massively overrides it
Nvm it feels worse
30.01.2026 02:34 — 👍 38 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 1Doc ver: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
This one has all mistakes fixed. if any other mistakes pop up, please let me know and ill correct it.
Inside look at the splatoon devs when they made pencil 😭 #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon
26.01.2026 17:03 — 👍 31 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Flow
#splatoon #splatoc
Your mate mid-game: he is one oh my god he is so weak somebody hit him literally 1hp left
And then when you watch the vod back you see
GANG IMAGINE SQUEEZER WITH AURA ITS ACTUALLY OVER
27.01.2026 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But hey nobody is uncoach able you can coach someone everyone moves at a different pace and time what matters is your attitude and your mentality I just wanted to rant a little bit that’s all
27.01.2026 06:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And don’t get me wrong I’ve been there to but what I’ve noticed is that my ego gets shattered easily so I need to just get thicker skin and I want to help these low level players but some of them are straight up uncoach able the think the know everything
27.01.2026 06:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just wanted to say if you have a EGO that’s good everybody needs confidence but it’s when you become ignorant and start talking down to your friends that it becomes problematic so please take a good look in the mirror and reflect
27.01.2026 06:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I want to support the new generation of players as much as anyone, but it’s frustrating seeing many of them team up with known problematic players. Especially after the Jackpot situation, these players just learned how to hide their behavior in their discord groupchat of being normal human beings
25.01.2026 00:55 — 👍 183 🔁 32 💬 7 📌 2sad knowing a good chunk of the mid level/high level player base act like literal children when they should be trying to impact the community in positive ways. no matter how good you are you do not deserve to put others down to seem cool or to fuel your own ego
27.01.2026 05:53 — 👍 47 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Stamper supremacy
25.01.2026 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lowk I might make another team but idk right now
24.01.2026 06:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What’s good
24.01.2026 04:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NEW SPLAT CHAT COMING YOUR WAY!!
Check out our podcast full of podcasters. Is this the Podcast Meta?
We got @hitw.ink , @popgun.bsky.social , and @glitchedcactus.bsky.social together to talk about the Splatoon Meta and Patch 11.0.0 tonight at @ 6:30 pm EST.
it appears Public Anemone is going by different aliases?
23.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 90 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0Hi Bluesky. I want team.
-LI banned and probably on the low end of it, div 4ish
-age 18+
-NA time zone
-hoping to practice 2 or 3 times/week plus a tournament every other week or something
-Perk: you get to be in Squid School videos
DM on Discord if interested.
Hey what’s good me and a few friends played in milk cup today and we got 10th place
18.01.2026 03:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If squeezer gets that kit I’m going to actually go crazy and I’m going back to my squeezer era
17.01.2026 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🏆 Play Against TOP Japanese Players Here! 🗾
Finding Japanese competition can be WAY too hard 🍥~🍥
So I made THIS Server to make finding Japanese Tournaments and Scrims MUCH easier!
You’ll find like-minded people, and easily make Groups with them using this! 🔗⬇️
#compsplatoon
Whelp for now I’m a free agent I’m not going to be really looking to join another team I’m more looking into playing X rank and solo grinding but if you want a silly Glooga player DM me
10.01.2026 11:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love Glooga and I should definitely put more time into it but like if anyone wants to coach a lil guy like me dm me
09.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0