alyssa @lyssacat - Bluesky Profile

having ADHD and living alone for 3 years means that when your girlfriend finally moves in, she will uncover 4-5 different rolls of aluminum foil throughout the house because I'd keep thinking I didn't have any and buy more

11.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy regular friday where nothing special is going on

04.07.2025 16:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my babygurl ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა
i am SO proud with my detail on this especially the shoes n pants!!!!
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#apexlegends #apex #wattson #apexlegendsfanart

30.06.2025 00:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy pride from yr favorite lesbians

28.06.2025 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

some jolyne as a rendering practice 💫
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#jjba #jojosbizarreadventure #art #digitalart

16.06.2025 13:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

screenshot of alyssa's girlfriend's tiktok page, which is under the username skecchifern. please note that the artist draws suggestive content so minors do not interact. 18+ only!

if y'all wanna support an amazing queer artist this pride month pls consider giving my incredible gf a follow on tiktok and interact with her videos!!

🔞MINORS DNI - SUGGESTIVE/LEWD CONTENT WARNING🔞

she is so incredibly talented but the algorithm suppresses her content :( her @ is skecchifern!!

11.06.2025 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.05.2025 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy lesbian visibility week from your favorite lesbians

21.04.2025 23:30 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

my gf has two cats. one of them is named Wolfgang. and he is the embodiment of biblical greed.

17.04.2025 14:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Compliments from girls go hard

07.09.2024 21:36 — 👍 5752 🔁 1719 💬 20 📌 27

i feel so much prettier next to her

23.03.2025 18:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

life update bsky i have a very beautiful n amazing gf and my days are a whole lot sunnier with her around

16.03.2025 17:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

saying "my bad" in response to general misfortune is never not funny

"bro my car wouldn't start this morning"
"my bad"

09.02.2025 06:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cramorant is the new meta in tcg pocket y'all TRUST

30.01.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fearless

15.11.2024 20:17 — 👍 14378 🔁 6771 💬 51 📌 35

lately, rev has been super crafty and has been making these insane soundbits for our discord soundboard. so now we just have this collection of insane sounds that are just inside jokes from our friend group. like how do you explain "peter the horse is here, in spanish, pitched all the way up"

27.01.2025 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we decided to do an ancient egyptian theme in discord. i love famous ancient egyptian tony hawk's prostate

20.01.2025 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least before tiktok got banned I learned that your labia minora can fucking disappear against your will

19.01.2025 05:18 — 👍 534 🔁 19 💬 51 📌 4

don't talk to me or my son ever again

18.01.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the other day, I started off a sentence to my friends with, "I think I am the most gullible person to exist", intending to follow that up with a story. Instead of asking me to elaborate, everyone matter-of-factly went "Yeah," and continued what they were doing.

13.01.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0