Diana Goodman 👓📽️

Most of us yearn to have “fuck you” money, and yet billionaires are cowards and freaks, and inherited wealth is even more poisonous.

And yet…every now and then…someone with “fuck you” money appreciates the power of “fuck you.”

They need a big “we reserve the right to refuse service” above a framed photo of Alan looking sad.

PS. This thread is gold.

But we got Apollo 13 coming to IMAX next month, so it balances out right? Right?

@100thingsfilm.bsky.social Just finally listened to The Gold Rush episode - I’d totally come on for Birth of a Nation, but every fact would be “DW Griffith is in hell and I’m glad.”

(I’m never watching that shit again.)

(I was kidding.)

A book called The Hundred Brothers

Guess I’ll have to wait for the movie version.

/fin

A film about two guys called Brothers

Another film about two guys called Brothers

Yet another film about two guys called Brothers

You guessed it, one last film about two guys called Brothers

There’s an astonishing number of movies just called “Brothers,” but they’re all about a measly two guys.

Not the epic tale of 18 brothers and their pizza restaurant.

Poster for the sports film 11 brothers

Image from a cartoon version of Grimm’s The Twelve Brothers

11 and 12 brothers is as far as I can go, and that’s pushing it. We’re either not talking about literal brothers, or we’re in short film territory (The Twelve Brothers is a Grimm story…in both senses.)

A poster for the film Ten Brothers

But I’ve hit a snag! I can find no movies about nine brothers. Pubs, Tibetan deities and Georgian martyrs from 1625, but I’m having trouble finding a movie about them.

But there is a Ten Brothers movie, so just pretend one isn’t there.

A poster for the film Eight Brave Brothers

Eight Brave Brothers (and Phil. He knows what he did.)

A poster for the film Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

This has got to be the outside number of brothers, right?

A poster for the series Six Schizophrenic Brothers

OK, technically a documentary series, but they’re brothers and there’s six of them in the title, even if it’s 12 kids total.

A poster for the film Brothers Five

Spoiler: Asian films are going to dominate the “lots of brothers” quest.

A poster for the film Four Brothers

OK, but are there MORE brothers available?

A poster for the film Tre Fratelli, or Three Brothers

Three brothers? 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

A poster for the film Two Brothers. They’re tiger cubs.

Two brothers? No problem. They’re adorable.

A poster for the film Brother

One brother? Check. I know there’s a four brother movie, so everything under four should be easy.

‘Daily Show’ Head Writer Dan Amira Is Hunting Down the Restaurant with the Most Brothers in Its Name How deep does this go?

I’m watching “Four Brothers” (2005) and it’s making me want to go on a @danamira.bsky.social quest to find how many brothers can fit in a movie.

www.cracked.com/article_3876...

So Valentine’s Day 2020 means… they caused covid?!

(Please, put some respect on Ellen Burstyn. She’s 92 and in so many great films.)

I shit you not - preview for ThirtyTwentyTen Aug. 8-14. Same national park even.

“Bernie” is a freaking JOY. I’m glad Brandon’s dad saw it. And it DOES coincidentally involve misuse of a corpse, so he got his money’s worth.

First week of July and then first week of August. I’m so foured out.

a man in a gray jacket says " i 'm your density " Alt: Back to the Future

▫️Classic Corner: War of the Worlds (1953, MGM+) Mister Roberts (rental), The Great Race (rental), Back to the Future (rental)

a man says houston we have a problem Alt: Apollo 13

ThirtyTwentyTen June 27-July 3: Tom Hanks Vs. Space, Tom Cruise Vs. Aliens, and Terminator Vs. Us Caring
Movies recommended this week:
▫️Apollo 13 (MGM+)
▫️Leprechaun 3 (prime, hoopla, plex)
▫️War of the Worlds (2005, paramount+)
▫️Terminator Genisys (paramount+, hoopla)
▫️Magic Mike XXL (rental)

a man drinking from a can on a boat Alt: Jaws

ThirtyTwentyTen June 20-26: Pocahontas, The Dead Live Again, and Ted’s Back

Movies recommended this week:
▫️Safe (rental)
▫️Land of the Dead (rental)
▫️Mysterious Skin (rental)
▫️Ted 2 (Hulu)

▫️Classic Corner: Jaws (Netflix), What’s New Pussycat (kanopy), Cooley High (prime), Pale Rider (rental)

Cat Ballou

▫️Classic Corner: Prizzi’s Honor (prime), Cat Ballou (Roku, plex), The Story of G.I. Joe (prime, hoopla, PlutoTV)

a man in a green suit with the words oh stop laughs manically on it Alt: Batman Forever

ThirtyTwentyTen June 13-19: Batman Both Begins and is Forever and Pixar Gets Feelings

Movies recommended this week:
▫️Batman Forever (HBO)
▫️The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love (kanopy)
▫️Batman Begins (HBO)
▫️Dope (plex, plutoTV)
▫️Inside Out (Disney+)

a shirtless man standing in front of a wooden fence Alt: The Goonies

▫️Jurassic World (prime)
▫️Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (Hulu)

▫️Classic Corner: The 39 Steps (prime, HBO), Repulsion (plex), Nashville (rental), The Goonies, (rental)

a man with a beard is eating something in front of a stone wall Alt: Tim Curry in Congo

ThirtyTwentyTen June 6-12: Braniston’s Finale, and Too Much Michael Crichton
Movies recommended this week:
▫️Congo (good bad movie, paramount+, hoopla)
▫️Party Girl (Hulu, peacock, hoopla, criterion)
▫️Smoke (hoopla)
▫️Wigstock: The Movie (YouTube)
▫️Mr. & Mrs. Smith (rental)

a woman in a white robe is looking out a window Alt: Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch

▫️Lords of Dogtown (rental); Dogtown and Z-Boys (roku) ▫️Love & Mercy (rental)
▫️Spy (rental)

▫️Classic Corner: Fletch (rental), Ran (kanopy), The Seven Year Itch (prime, hoopla, PlutoTV), The Knack…and How to Get It (MGM+)