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im chomping at the bit dude

20 Followers  |  34 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2023  |  1.3229

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Post image 31.05.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 829    ๐Ÿ” 304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who needs a beautiful, intelligent, loyal, caring gf when you've got a motherfucking CompTIA A+ certification

24.03.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at the doc martens store not a single phd in here

16.02.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.01.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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new year new inescapable fog that will follow you for the rest of time
#thefogiscoming

03.01.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what the fuck was this about @kishimoto #BL

30.12.2024 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everyone got that one friend with a crippling addiction to kratom

20.12.2024 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@sonemic.com rateyourmusic.com/release/albu... #RYMbestof2024 plssssss

19.12.2024 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No i want to listen to hit song spin the words by band Susquatch

18.12.2024 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

actually maybe the best album ever

18.12.2024 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no jjk no my hero #goodyear

18.12.2024 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im being gangstalked

17.12.2024 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hahah yayy i winnn

17.12.2024 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They doing this to me tomorrow

16.12.2024 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the fog is coming

11.12.2024 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i should've committed to facial hair sooner im stroking my chin crazy-style

09.12.2024 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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dudes when its a little foggy out

04.12.2024 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Local Idiot Plays Worst Recorded Game of Balatro in History; "Absolute Dogshit" Exclaim Observers

03.12.2024 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 522    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

iโ€™m boyvulating

01.12.2024 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Beat Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty for the first time this week and it is both a familiar improvement on its predecessor and a completely different experience. Genuinely a postmodern masterpiece but Iโ€™ll get into that later.

01.12.2024 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The liberals want woke turkey and non binary stuffing this year!? Iโ€™m playin yโ€™all have a nice day

29.11.2024 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
29.11.2024 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes gapped by all other poultry( that Iโ€™ve tried)

28.11.2024 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get to play a little Balatro at work as a treat

27.11.2024 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is this a safe space to say i donโ€™t think Porter Robinson is gay enough to make electronic music #nothating

27.11.2024 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.11.2024 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽธ "Now, let existence begin." ๐ŸŽธ
Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to I-No!
#GGST #Birthday #I-No

25.11.2024 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 835    ๐Ÿ” 130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

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