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a close up of a sonic the hedgehog 's face with blue eyes . ALT: a close up of a sonic the hedgehog 's face with blue eyes .

Quit my job I’m about to act up

This

THAT ROTOM 🔥🔥

THIS MEME WAS FROM YUGIOH???

The United States is so broken and damaged, it has elected a CRIMINAL as its next president. What a horrible county.

Why are we ignoring the Fourteenth Amendment-Section 3?

#NeverForgetJanuary6th

Balatro is a fun card game
( @playbalatro.com @localthunk.bsky.social )

eating dry cereal out of your hands like a horse is actually a meal.
many don’t know this.

a man in a boat is fishing under a bridge ALT: a man in a boat is fishing under a bridge

The suffering and hatred of self do go inward

Really, really, really hoping that balata wins game of the year. Such a positive statement for future developers and people interested in getting into the industry. Plus, having two industry breaking wins two years in a row would be very funny.

Hate this stupid game

Need more creators in my feed like Any Austin who talk about electrical infrastructure and economics in video game world. I love that grounding vibe. Any recommendations?

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Shit, is it too late to be thankful for dat ass?

GOOD MORNING

I get to play a little Balatro at work as a treat

That’s perfect because if you give me $10,000 then I can turn it into $16.58.

I am trying to take public transportation more instead of driving. I am trying to eliminate my spending at Walmart and Amazon entirely. I am trying to use less plastic. I am trying to eat less meat and never get fast food. These tiny acts of resistance add up. I recommend you all try to do the same.

Started watching The Penguin. Holy shit this is great

My high school reunion is this weekend. I don't want to go. In my high school yearbook, I was voted "Most Likely To Invent Facebook". The very next year, some other guy invented Facebook instead. My life has gone on to be one of aimless mediocrity.

About to finish my first year of grad school with a 4.0! Managed to do this all while working nights full time🥹

Been on bluesky for a day now and haven’t seen any videos of people getting run over or robbed so I’m gonna say it’s a success.

THE MOST COPE SHIT THAT HAS EVER COPED

This is your reminder to get a library card. They have so many services and basically all of them are free.

two people are sitting at a restaurant table holding menus] Waiter: Welcome to Apple Garden, have you been here before? Person: No. It's our first time. Waiter: Okay! What you're gonna do is pick a food from this list and then some people in the back will cook it for you. [the two people look at the menus with a worried look] Waiter: I'll then bring the food out here to the table. Person: Oh! I get it! Cool.

First time.

Rewatched Andor, and I was once again amazed that they just dressed up an entire, step-by-step, anti-authoritarian resistance manual into Star Wars finery and somehow people completely missed that part amidst the *SHINY SPACE AND STUFF.*

Anyone who thinks art isn’t a courageous political act…whew.

Most of the time I feel like Luke Skywalker in the trash compactor with the walls closing in but Han, Leia and Chewy are like, "Darth Vader actually has some good points if you listen to him" and C3PO and R2D2 aren't answering because they're vaping and listening to a Joe Rogan podcast about crypto.

Every single school should have a library & a librarian, to help every single child find the books that will make them readers, and give them all the lifelong benefits of literacy. Libraries & librarians change children's lives FOREVER!
#literacy #libraries #librarians

me:

professor x: yes, i can read minds

me:

professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one