Hanford

NEEDS MORE HELL

part 2

a woman pauses while walking through a pumpkin patch, lifting the back of her skirts and saying "Boo!" to her beloved beast, who is holding their two pumpkins and is suddenly very "excited" by the sight of her rear.

the two fuck as the land dims in the pumpkin patch

many merry, cheeky thrills to you this halloween 🍑✨

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

rough sketch of a woman sitting on the lap of a large seraph, wings covered lined with eyes, observing as her ovipositor is examined

studying the spear of a seraph

For the love of god dont mind me

Being back on T is both a blessing and a curse. like I have better things to be doing than thinking about balls. do you mind?

Do they make an anti-horny supplement or am I just gonna have to settle for cornflakes

Greed going to town on one of his favorite little guys, smushing Bido into the cushions of his dorky red couch in their cool hang out spot

Been picking at ye olde comms that got a little stuck in the gears, here we have....Greed and Bido! Get it you funky little gecko

Average thought process regarding such things

Basic anatomical breakdown of the Idul's tongue based reproductive organ

How could I forget this positively ancient sketch of the iduls tongue junk....Must touch this up some day, though I still find it charming

Headless lust imp in size "handheld" and "quite the handful". One being penetrated while roughly the size of a large stroker toy, and it again in a much larger form, perched like a gargoyle on it's partners hips.

Shaking the rust off with: Some extreme size difference and my horrible little lust imps

[sandbox game pickup sfx]

PRESENT

Simulation

Need more pumping that thing torments. Jerkin til it’s hurtin. Slammin til it’s salmon. What ever, what the fuck ever

Guy drawing the same balls-from-behind image in his head for the fifth time this week: well nobody needs to see that

He will be a course dry powder by the time I’m done with him

Or, you know, the ghouls

Yours: this spry attractive individual with huge breasts or ass is in debt and to pay it off they have to debase themselves by indulging a bunch of ugly sickos with a lot of money

Mine: this oblivious wrinkly son of a gun with a huge gut has been offered a niche option to afford Christmas gifts

Someone needs to do a reverse on those “ugly bastard” types of erotic imagery. why has there never been an image of some gangly beer-bellied lobster-lookin guy in revealing clothing being menaced by a bunch of faceless egregiously sexy smirking 20 to 30 yr old somethings

It’d be worrying if I had a particular way of speaking that’s recognizable or unique to me. Thankfully I talk mostly like a disgruntled taxidermy animal of which there are many

Women must be drawn chilling on the weekend as usual. AND old

I think we need to pivot away from drawing cartoon women in such scenarios because I don’t like when bad things happen to gurls. I think they should be drawn on like paid vacation. They can also have their balls out of that’s what they like.

Really not enough terrible things happening to cartoon guys these days. Nobody eats them or like dissects them or pounds them to naught but a fine powder. nobody is strapping them to weird machines or doohickeys that push against their bodily limits and further. Nobody even grabs funny balls anymore

All I’m saying is if a guy was stuck in a kind of odd situation well I really enjoy it.

Guy who says yeah it’s just not my thing when presented with big boob lizard furry but is about to watch death bed the bed that eats AGAIN or that one episode of podcast