Phil Peterson

I can't wait for Trump to wear a tan suit, so Fox can lose their minds over it.

I buy way more groceries from the supermarket than the supermarket buys from me. To balance this deficit, I will be charging my wife 34% more for every item she buys from them.

That'll show 'em.

Trump posted this morning, claiming that food and gas prices are down. Feel free to look it up. This is a lie. That's it. Just not true.

He thinks that if he just says something, people will believe it, regardless of those people actually existing in physical reality.

So our governments response to them defying a court order is... "oops"? Is our nation really this impotent?

Interested to see all the mental gymnastics from Republicans as they now have to come out and say they support Russia. 🤔

When asked "Why does Elon Musk and DOGE need access to everyone's private information?" Trump's ACTUAL ANSWER:

"Well, they don't, but they were able to get it very easily. And that's because our security is terrible in this country."

Are you F**KING KIDDING ME? YOU'RE the one who gave them access!

I am haunted by the fact that Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber was named Lloyd Christmas who fell in love with a woman named Mary, and not only did they not get together in the end, but not a SINGLE JOKE about Mary Christmas!

And we lost another airplane. What is that now, three in one week?

If you were ever caught in a Groundhog Day time loop, how long would it take you to realize it?

Me? Three days. Minimum.

Photo of FBI hq

Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era

Someone said that Robocop looks like "Handsome Squidward", and now I can't unsee it.

It's been years since I even looked at the manuscript for book two in my series. Now that I'm going back to it, most of my time is spent rereading and wondering what I was thinking.

I surely don't know what you mean

Heather is currently scrubbing the kitchen cupboards... with a toothbrush. I don't know why.

Can you imagine if your legs were pointed towards your head? I don't even know how I'd get around. 🤔

I would happily welcome any conservative friends to join me here. They're free to spout their nonsense, so long as it isn't disinformation, hateful, etc.

I'm not a fan of most conservatives or their ideas, but I also don't want to create an even larger rift.

I love weirdos!

Fun Fact: I've actually gone back to finish Book Two in my series. I'll be shutting down my author page on Facebook, and offering more info on that title here!

Ya know what I would like to see? A picture of your dinner. Remember when that was the most shocking thing we'd see in social media? 😆