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scrap metal that's blinding me. be grateful i dont carry

i fear if u cant park ur car period! ppl should be allowed to do whatever they want to ur useless car

i fear if ur so old u cant even park ur car anymore it does not matter what i do to it

bc i'm gonna do it anyway

this old person parked only halfway into the space and left their lights on so that they're beaming directly into my face. would i be the asshole if i smashed their fucking windshield in

we don't all get breaks jackass! some of us have to hold it till there's a pause in customers

woman on the phone who does our lottery order kinda gave me a lil sass bc i missed her call last week so this week's order will be bigger but like damn not my fault u kept calling while i was trying to piss

when do we get snow huh. when is it our turn. i'm NORTHERN!!! WHERES THE SNOW

everyone else is getting snow meanwhile we're finally getting rain for the first time in MONTHS and it's been *checks watch* two days of this shit

ur gonna FLIP when u learn countries touching each other tend to have a lot of cultural and societal similarities. almost like. there's a land boarder. that u can cross. on foot. and car. it's right there. i can touch it. touch. if ur canadian and felt touched just now that was me btw

"this band is canadian? i thought they were american!" "what? they're so canadian how could anyone think that?" i'm gonna blow ur guys' mind when i tell u where canada and america are geographically

third times the charm LMAO

i kinda wanna start over on tumblr *bites nail cutely*

i don't understand starter packs
wazzat

(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient

i've done it before. catharsis 😍

u ppl give these monsters way too much grace. u know u can beat their asses right

"it's ur mom's first time living too" and the bitch is in her 40s, she knows better

cowboy hat. looks rlly cool

many compliments on the hat today

u cant google stuff urself, u cant answer questions, u cant think for urself— what can u do? damn

ppl ask stupid questions in tiktok comments all day long but u ask a pretty reasonable one and they all try their hardest to make u kys like omfg u ppl cant do anything

i want to draw mouse dramione
but i don't want to draw

pikachu gets the scratchies

i haven't slept yet, it's almost 11am, i'm ordering a pizza. i was supposed to go to the bank but wh. eh. cold

piggy pie is very apple sleep experiment reminiscent

ok so i bought this sexy dress and now i'm thinking about bangs again. omg should i just bite the bullet

just suddenly decided i wanted to be more social and make more friends and surely this couldn't secretly be mania creeping up on me 😇

it's not about the money it's about the THEYRE MINE. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE. HEHEHEHEHE THEYRE MIIIIIIIIIINE 😈

coworker wants me to sell him my pokémon cards. 🙂‍↔️ nuh uh, not gonna happen 🙂‍↔️

customers keep asking how i am and i tell them i'm good but they don't know. they don't know i have to poop So Bad