Sydney Carton 🇨🇦🇨🇦 🇺🇦

Sydney Carton 🇨🇦🇨🇦 🇺🇦

@cartonqc.bsky.social

Canadian. Liberal. News junkie. History Buff. Love books, coffee and donuts. Maple Leafs, Steelers, Dodgers and Lakers fan. Serial follower of people smarter and more eloquent than I am. No DMs please

12,561 Followers 10,808 Following 932 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Instead of the swamp being drained, a thick layer of scum has formed on top.

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He became Squeaky Smurf.

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3 days ago
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BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Marco Rubio on a top secret bombing mission to Iran in one of the Florsheim shoes he gave him.

#MarcoRubio

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4 days ago

He doesn’t even have an idea for a concept.

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“Idjit!”

Yosemite Sam

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5 days ago

“Riiiiiight!”

Dr. Evil

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Next up, Coke talks him into going to war with Pepsi.

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Trump in three months: “I don’t remember that.”

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They’ve been chanting “death to America” since 1979 so……….

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Or Obama.

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Also known as Barstool English.

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1 week ago

PSA: “ Kids, this is your brain on chicken nuggets”.

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I’m guessing he never read “How to Win Friends and Influence People”.

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Well in Idaho at least.

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Why? His name is Markwayne. He’s from Oklahoma.

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I think Tommy Tupperware stood in for a tackling dummy too many times when he was a coach.

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Pic of a MAGA hat with soldiers going in the front and coming out in caskets draped with the American flag. The back of the cap says Make Israel Great Again.

Wow. Powerful political cartoon by:
Carlos Latuff - Mondoweiss.

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That’s Pete. Handling softballs and knocking back hi-balls.

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Looks like Ronald McDonald without the makeup.

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1 week ago

Drunken POS.

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1 week ago

Says the Crooked Christian. Stay in your lane Mikey. Stick to talking about porn.

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2 weeks ago

Good morning, ray. He’s doing it because of Bibi. Mossad has the Epstein files.

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2 weeks ago

He’ll nominate and then award himself the inaugural Board of Peace prize.

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“Distraction! Distraction! Distraction!”

Homer Pyle, Gomer’s brother

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The people who voted for him think the same way.

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Profession: High Priced Call Girl

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Nah, Kim and Dumpty have exchanged love letters.

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