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Gym needs to stop huffing jockstraps before going on tv.

Trust me, these assholes can and will twist the truth like a pretzel. It will be something like “274 FBI sleeper agents who were loyal to Obama/Biden who were activated by the codeword “muffins”.

Oh great, Lee Greenwood shuffling around on stage in his Lazy Boy lounge suit singing “God Bless the USA” for fifteen minutes.

Hegseth is Drunken Death. I don’t think he could sit a horse.

MAGA are busy changing up words and the meanings of words, so their crimes don’t seem criminal and normal activities will be defined as terrorism. It’s the book 1984 in real time.

People who are knee deep in kidnapping, human trafficking and pedophile rings need to redefine their activities.

“It’s not easy being green.”

Kermit

Never underestimate the stupidity and ignorance of the right. All of the above mentioned would still have been “trumped” by their shared racism, misogyny, christian nationalism and anti-abortion.
He literally said he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and still be elected.
Oh, and non-voters.

ONLY ONE MAN INCITED AN INSURRECTION IN THE USA!!!!

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Ooooh, I foresee a 2AM rant on Truth Social coming.

“……in October and November….of 2036.”

But, my God, do they ever own the Libs.🤦‍♂️

Ronnie’s not laughing, he uses ghost peppers for suppositories. Kash never, ever blinks. He always looks like a deer caught in two different sets of headlights.

Sessions: “Our latest idea is MLM. Multi Level Medicine. You bring in five people to pay for your treatment and they in turn bring in five others to pay for theirs and so on. It’s fool proof.”

Only in her dreams. JT has way better taste than her.

He was able to read both of their performance records at the same time. It’s a gift.

Kinda makes you want to bitch slap John Roberts.

CNN reply: “Give us one right now.”

Or: “No, you don’t.”

Without lying and hypocrisy, the GOP would be left with nothing.

Johnson: “ Very angry indeed. My porn app is not working.”

Trump: “Well I really don’t want to interfere with NFL Commisioner Roger Goodell’s job. I didn’t see the play, so I can’t comment.”

Not something. Somethings, plural.

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The Frog mocking ICE GOONS 😂

Especially the “religious” ones. They are the biggest hypocrites.

“Strong is the griftiness with this one.”

Congratulations Harry!

Well, Mikey does look like the nerdy, annoying little brother.

Their Pete steadfastly defended the O Club.

Mikey’s irritated that he had to take time away from watching gay porn to answer questions from reporters.