Emma J

Emma J

@emmajeats82.bsky.social

I love movies, martinis, food, getting the f- out the UK on a regular basis, and writing smutty fanfic. How's your day going? 🍸🍸

47 Followers 41 Following 29 Posts Joined Jan 2025
11 months ago

Take all my money! Take my body! Take my bones and carcass!

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11 months ago

Beyond thrilled for you!!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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11 months ago
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I am beyond excited to announce my debut romance, A LATTE LIKE LOVE, set for publication with @berkleyromance.bsky.social in April 2026.

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11 months ago

Ooooooof... 🌢

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11 months ago

I'm sorry, but I just read "Adam" and "Finger Holes" and blanked out.

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11 months ago

This would make a great Armando Iannucci show except the part where actual huge amount of people's lives are put at risk because this bag of knob puppets couldn't even build a wall out of Lego without f*cking it up.

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11 months ago

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11 months ago
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Ermehgad. In a sad sign of my age AND my lameness that's the same amount of time I've had a LinkedIn profile 🀣🀣🀣

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11 months ago

Thank you so much 🫣πŸ₯ΊπŸ™

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11 months ago
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These backstage shots of Jarmusch making skateboard movies are *CHEF'S KISS*

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11 months ago
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Motherfunking SEAN PRICE WILLIAMS joining the Cinetopia/Kim's Video partaaaay πŸ€˜πŸ’―

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11 months ago
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Thank you πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

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11 months ago
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Straight to series?! Adam EXEC PRODUCING?

Jessica Mother-Bonking CHASTAIN?!

I HAVE ASCENDED.

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11 months ago

The Coen Brothers couldn't write a better script.

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11 months ago

And you were all worrying about a piece of AI software that was used to clean up a small amount of Adrian Brody's real Hungarian accent in The Brutalist?

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11 months ago
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Um... so I just discovered Reacher?!

And when I say this is SO NOT my thing, and he is SO not really ever my type, but... here I am...

I have been sucked into the rabbit hole in the most delicious way πŸ˜³πŸ« πŸ‘€

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11 months ago
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Just Jim.

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11 months ago

Sorry, but every other human just melted into unimportance 🫠🀣

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11 months ago

Thank you so much - it is such a talented fandom full of so many incredible writers!

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11 months ago

Wonderful!

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11 months ago
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Holy sh*t folks. The Reylo community REALLY shows up when you share work! πŸ₯°πŸ’―

Blown away by the response to my tentative return to fic writing 🫢

Thank yooooouuuuu 🫠🫠

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11 months ago

When I say I’m emotionally unavailable, I mean I’m already involved in long distance relationships with half a dozen fictional characters, one (1) song that I’ve been listening to on repeat for weeks now, and also several hundred animals on the internet so we are at capacity.

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Fic inspired by THIS amazing anecdote from the Annette years...

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11 months ago
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So, this is where I come out as a #Reylo writer. If you've read Dogs Are the Best Meet Cute on AO3 by Turkington82, that's me.

And I have a new one!

I bring you Ch. 1 of MAKE A JOYFUL NOISE! Modern AU, widower/actor/single Dad Ben + Voice Coach Rey!

🫣πŸ”₯🌢

archiveofourown.org/works/64090816

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11 months ago

@altocello.bsky.social aha!!! I found my own account! 🫣🀣

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1 year ago
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What I'm looking forward to this film festival season πŸ™Œ

Father, Mother, Sister, Brother by Jim Jarmusch ❀️

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1 year ago
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β€˜Star Wars’ Shocker: Ryan Gosling in Talks to Star in Shawn Levy’s Movie (Exclusive) If the deal makes, this would send the project into hyper-drive after two years of development, and make it the next Star Wars movie to go into production.

WELCOME, YOUNG PADAWAN!

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

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1 year ago
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In this house we...

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1 year ago

If everyone stays on Twitter... it won't die... hate to state the obvious...

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1 year ago
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"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose..." What a privilege to enjoy electrifying theatre like this.

What visceral power lies on the stage. To inspire, energise, provoke thought, and demand change.

Thank you to Brooklyn's Theatre for a New Audience and their incredible Merchant of Venice πŸ™

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