Gonna flat out admit that I am gorging myself on the schadenfreude of seeing so many of the misery merchant “leftists” who have spent *years* on this site posturing about how righteous they are absolutely lose their shit at Stancil doing actual praxis. So many hit dogs, howling in a chorus.

The difference between a linguist and a normal person is that a normal person thinks that Chomsky should’ve stuck to linguistics and a linguist thinks he shouldn’t have done that either

The Matt Damon pilot was obviously the best boyfriend for Liz lemon and also he was correct on the plane during their breakup episode. he was Right

I know we’re so far past even considering the possibility that Republicans ever actually believed in the Constitution, but it’s a useful thought experiment to read this article as if it was about Biden using technology developed by a billionaire donor to surveil anti-abortion and 2A activists.

To distract from Greenland and because they have a trump-butt-licking president coming in now anyway, Chile should sell trump the Antarctic peninsula so he can rename it New Greenland or something and on his inaugural visit, totter off into the void like that fucking penguin

"right wing podcast club for left wing people" is an elegantly brief term for "podcast club signaling that I intend to out myself as a bigot of some stripe in the next 3 months"

Money for nothing and kings for free

Meanwhile rings of power didn't even buy the rights to the Silmarillion , but still decided to cost $300 million per half second of footage

I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”

They brutalize and torture people of color because they're paid to; they shoot white people dead in the street because it's a dream come true for these goons. For them, it's fun to be cruel to people who are traditionally 'beneath' them, but euphoric to kill those perceived as their superiors.

South Korean women are out there fighting battles against new futuristic forms of misogyny, like, time travel will be invented for the purpose of preventing suffrage for South Korean women

ICE agents stop a car at the light by Tao Foods and Midwest One bank. Across the street from Uptown Natural Care Center. A witness said the agent asked the driver “where the Hmongs at”. Agents left after about 5 minutes. The driver was not detained and drove away after the agents left.

Image of Stancil on the scene

ICE is allegedly hunting for Hmong people in Minneapolis and as I watched video of the incident lo and behold @whstancil.bsky.social was on the scene

whole milk campaign be like when anime characters are drinking 'grape juice '

as @annenotation.bsky.social likes to say, a lot of people just want to Know Their Place in the hierarchy, even if it's near the bottom. it's psychologically comforting to them.

Hey Stephen miller actual Star Trek TOS enjoyers and William Shatner knowers are aware if you gave Shatner complete creative control it would just be Horse Planet Horse Planet Horse Planet

Call it the Mütter maneuver

The ways Greenland stays danish is he is removed from power which no one on the danish or American side truly intends to do. Shit sucks!

...... okay... everyone... um understand the red flag that is a man needing! to publicly spell out that he's got good (no GREAT!) sperm and that infertility is ALL the woman's fault?

now, that man isn't just some guy at your work, he'd like to be a US Senator.... nope.

I think if the Danes sent back Vance as a clump of dissociated body parts in a garbage bag that Trump would actually respect it and back off a little bit, I don't think most people would really mind either

no

he's all about tradition so you think they're going to blood eagle him? To be respectful

Rich cultural text that Will Stancil is in the streets of Minneapolis fighting ICE while the ten thousand losers who want him to dead are petrified of No Kings events because they might see a mom with a cell phone.

Just a perfect distillation of every discourse.

OK, it's highly restricted due to sanctions, but we trade with Iran so... the mystical hypothesized recursive tariff a go go

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the more I learn about JD Vance, the more surprised I am there was someone who thought he was worth giving up their valuable percs for

I think if you say stuff like this you should be put in the hole and sprinkled with purifying salt until the demons leave

If a genie offered Bernie Sanders the opportunity to switch bodies with Mr Beast in exchange for 10% more likes, he would take it