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Social dynamics and online culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom https://www.cartoonshateher.com

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Did you think leftists were the only ones offended by Evie's marital sex issue, because of the "marital?" May I present to you, the right-wingers offended by the "sex" part.

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24.02.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 11
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You're Laughing. Women Are Having Sex With Their Husbands and You're Laughing. Endorsing mutually pleasurable sex within marriage is apparently a very controversial thing.

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24.02.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Today I covered the online controversy around a conservative women's magazine promoting sex tips within marriage. Who was mad about this? Well, everyone!
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24.02.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Most women aren't curvy. Also, "curvy" is about ratio, not overall size. If your "body positivity" is all about slightly larger women with extreme hourglass bodies, those women are outliers and still conventionally attractive.

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23.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Beauty Standard is Impossible Skinny-Curvy, Not Childlike Beauty standards don't have to be pedophilic to be unattainable.

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23.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today, I wrote about Jameela Jamil's idea that our beauty standards are decided by "pedophiles" because they don't want women to have "curves."
They DO want women to have curves. Just only in certain places.

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23.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Many younger millennials and Gen Zers are nostalgic for Bratz. But I am still horrified by how they sparked the trend of yassifying toys.

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22.02.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Toys Are Getting Too "Cool" Why do stuffed dogs have the Valencia filter?

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22.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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They're releasing a new, "modern, cool" collection of the original American Girl Dolls, who are skinnier with bigger eyes. I do not like this. But this trend has been happening for a LONG time now, and I wrote about it a year ago. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/toys-are-g...

22.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

like how is he this clued into RW twitter....i don't even let him watch cocomelon

21.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 5 year old is learning about geography and he just randomly said "Madagascar is the Mexico of Africa" which really feels like an advanced tier of racism you'd only find on Twitter.

21.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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I Need to Stop Buying Clothes that Look Like Things I have made many fashion mistakes, but my worst habit is buying too many clothing items that look like Things.

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20.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today, I wrote a free article about my bad habit of buying corny ass clothes and bags that look like other things. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/clothes-th...

20.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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If we build it, everyone dies

19.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My luxury belief is that I don't drink but I really think the rest of you could use a beer, you need it

19.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like β€˜incel’ no longer really refers to being involuntarily celibate / single but to a misogynist mindset. I’ve seen married MAGAs referred to as incels. In which case, it’d be a good idea to ditch the term & just attack men for their misogyny regardless of their relationship status.

19.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On yesterday's mini Twitter main character- a 24-year-old virgin who believes no woman could ever want him, despite being openly too scared to speak to women in the first place.

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19.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What Does "Incel" Even Mean Anymore? Is it really "involuntary" if you aren't leaving your house? Is it noteworthy to be celibate when so many people are?

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19.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My free article today on the death of the word "incel" and the fact that being celibate is no longer noteworthy when it applies to so many young people.

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19.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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On the drama of the Reddit incel subreddit gatekeeping the title "incel"

Oh yeah, you're an incel? Name five women who won't sleep with you.

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19.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Most moms don't have enough friends because they keep deprioritizing them. If you're too busy to text that new friend this week, it probably won't be any easier next week. Just get over it and text her today.

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18.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today, something I've been working on for a while: my guide to making mom friends, from someone who finally figured it out! (My husband says this is like a guy who just lost his virginity writing a "guide to being a casanova" but ignore him.) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...

18.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Most moms don't have enough friends because they keep deprioritizing them. If you're too busy to text that new friend this week, it probably won't be any easier next week. Just get over it and text her today.

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18.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Socially Inept Mom's Guide to Making Mom Friends I kept hearing moms were lonely, so why wouldn't they text me back? Here's what I learned, trying to make mom friends and (eventually) succeeding.

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18.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today, something I've been working on for a while: my guide to making mom friends, from someone who finally figured it out! (My husband says this is like a guy who just lost his virginity writing a "guide to being a casanova" but ignore him.) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...

18.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have a hard time taking "wrinkles are beautiful!" seriously from someone who repeatedly insists they look way younger than their age.

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17.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Of Course Young Women Want to "Age Gracefully." It's easy to rail against anti-aging procedures when you've never been close to needing them.

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17.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today, I wrote about young women who are convinced they will "age gracefully" and who make fun of older women who opt for cosmetic procedures. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/of-course-...

17.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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For my own very specific reasons I am following the political career of Amy Klobuchar.

29.01.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1