Cartoons Hate Her!

My husband gave me the keys on a family outing, when we got home there was a hole in my pocket and they were GONE. Turns out they slithered into the lining of my pants and were at the ankle and I had to fish them out on the STREET

DUH he’s my favorite

Does anyone have any good recommendations for funny (ideally normie lib politically, but not picky) accounts to follow? Don’t have to be famous! Can literally just be your funny friend.

General accumulation. More the fact that I went on a vacation and was off for like 2 weeks except on desktop and noticed how much more at peace I felt. Then I got back in and was like "oh wow this sucks"

I'm slightly less scared of the insane leftists. also, most of them have me blocked anyway. the nazis hate me but also refuse to just block me!

I was off for about 2 weeks for a vacation (except for posting articles on desktop) and it was pretty good. I have no idea how I got sucked back in for a few days, but no more!

Nobody ever comes to my parties, and I don't think it's the loneliness epidemic--it's a "me" thing. Here's my full investigation into why nobody wants to come to my parties.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-full-inv...

The joke fodder is really good but I may be off twitter for everything except posting articles. Sorry for you all that means more of me here!

Nooo that's like a BY FAR best case scenario. Last time that happened was years ago!

Nobody ever comes to my parties, and I don't think it's the loneliness epidemic--it's a "me" thing. Here's my full investigation into why nobody wants to come to my parties.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-full-inv...

Today I wrote about the fact that it's hard to find a "female equivalent" to sexual violence because...there isn't one.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/do-you-wan...

lol true

"Sorry, I can't deal with my bills, I'm too busy imagining all the cancers I might have"

Sometimes I'm like "oh I have no executive functioning because I have so much going on in my mind already" and then I remember that 90% of what's going on in my mind is just mental illness

Do You Want Us to Admit Men and Women are Different, or Not? Yes, men and women are different on average--in some ways you might not like.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/do-you-wan...

Today I wrote about the fact that it's hard to find a "female equivalent" to sexual violence because...there isn't one.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/do-you-wan...

My latest Trump impression: reviewing the safety guidelines for a United flight

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He apparently “doesn’t know the number 9”

I don't want to be that "my child is so special and gifted" mom but it's kind of funny that my son is reading and can find some countries on a globe, but he's getting bad "grades" in Pre-K because he can't color in the lines

Etsy!

Quick Age & Relationships Survey Very quick anonymous survey!

new anonymous survey on relationships/age! Pls fill it out!
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Today, my monthly roundup of all the things I wore, bought and sewed in November! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/fashion-fa...

Today: I don’t believe religion is the only thing keeping people from violence and crime, but it is/was the main thing keeping people in many relationships and communities that can be challenging or laborious.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/maybe-yall...

I was not expecting to be the Twitter main character today for saying "if you find a teenager attractive you can just silently think it and the entire world doesn't have to validate it."

"I wouldn't sleep with an underage girl, but I don't like that normal male sexuality is being shamed!" who cares then. not every sexual fantasy needs to be publicly accepted.

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Do You Really Want to Die on the "Attraction to Teenagers" Hill? Of all the mantles to take up, why fighting the "stigma" of ephebophilia?

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Today, I wrote about the fact that even if some older teenagers look the same as adults, we really don't need to "break the stigma" about adults lusting after them. Some things can just remain private thoughts and don't need to be accepted by society. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/do-you-rea...

Probably because i uninstalled it on my phone and I haven’t been on very much

Today's Experts are Wrong Too From parenting to nutrition to psychology, we've apparently been "lied to" until now. How can I trust that today's experts aren't lying too?

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/mom-can-yo...

Today I wrote about the "science changing" on a seemingly monthly basis for things like nutrition and parenting. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/mom-can-yo...