It's funny to me that dude is polling the highest with the generation that thinks Pearl Jam is music.
04.05.2025 16:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1@eldjotunn.bsky.social
Dad jokes, horror movies, fucked up books, doom (metal and/or emotional state).
It's funny to me that dude is polling the highest with the generation that thinks Pearl Jam is music.
04.05.2025 16:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Man. Faking being a person is going to be exhausting today.
25.04.2025 18:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dude is to water pressure as Mussolini was to train schedules.
14.04.2025 06:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RFK Jr yelling at left-handed people like the mom in The Babadook.
14.04.2025 00:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is like being a low level Joker goon and suddenly seeing Batmanβs silhouette
31.03.2025 02:01 β π 5238 π 560 π¬ 41 π 19Friday-is-your-Monday isn't hitting so chill this week.
21.03.2025 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Airport bathroom. Dude randomly shouts, "EEW," followed by total silence.
22.02.2025 19:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think a lot about how The Illuminatus used the exact same page long paragraph to describe every world leader.
20.02.2025 23:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is like the worst day of the year to have work cancelled.
15.02.2025 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Find around and fuck out.
12.02.2025 21:09 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0He won't. He's boiling a frog.
11.02.2025 21:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People really thought he would give a shit about the court order?
11.02.2025 16:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A tweet from user Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reads, "This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake." Below it, a BNO News tweet states, "UPDATE: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman rejects Elon Musk-led bid," followed by a screenshot of a tweet from Sam Altman (@sama) saying, "no thank you but we will buy twitter for $9.74 billion if you want."
Oh now, thatβs FUNNY.
11.02.2025 15:30 β π 2701 π 217 π¬ 36 π 11Because jfc if that's not my vibe.
10.02.2025 23:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really think I need to make a, "Miller dragging a nuke around," cosplay.
10.02.2025 23:26 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bird flu was transmitted to a human in raw milk. RFK Jr just spreading that Kennedy curse out I guess.
10.02.2025 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't we like, uninvent it?
07.02.2025 19:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Idk y'all. Maybe money was a bad idea.
07.02.2025 19:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trans identities have been valid longer than Christian identity.
07.02.2025 02:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My never-dating-again resolve has been at an all time high, then some yoga hippie with Farrah Fawcett hair who looks like 5 of my exes mashed together talks shit about Colleen Hoover at me and it crumbles.
05.02.2025 01:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Introduce yourself with four movies
04.02.2025 08:06 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can't wait to play without the 14 hours of reading.
04.02.2025 01:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To be couped by adults is disconcerting.
To be couped by children is downright insulting.
Please. For all that is holy, invade us.
02.02.2025 08:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This should be 25th amendment level conduct. The president ordered water to be released from a random dam in California nowhere near the wildfires and then claimed it would help. Thatβs literally Mad King behavior.
01.02.2025 01:58 β π 14167 π 4695 π¬ 384 π 280This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
30.01.2025 18:49 β π 22294 π 5037 π¬ 78 π 1334Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
So this was all because Peter Thiel thought X was a stupid name for PayPal?
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