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@eldjotunn.bsky.social

Dad jokes, horror movies, fucked up books, doom (metal and/or emotional state).

117 Followers  |  109 Following  |  159 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2023  |  1.8632

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It's funny to me that dude is polling the highest with the generation that thinks Pearl Jam is music.

04.05.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Man. Faking being a person is going to be exhausting today.

25.04.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude is to water pressure as Mussolini was to train schedules.

14.04.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RFK Jr yelling at left-handed people like the mom in The Babadook.

14.04.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like being a low level Joker goon and suddenly seeing Batman’s silhouette

31.03.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5238    πŸ” 560    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 19

Friday-is-your-Monday isn't hitting so chill this week.

21.03.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Airport bathroom. Dude randomly shouts, "EEW," followed by total silence.

22.02.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot about how The Illuminatus used the exact same page long paragraph to describe every world leader.

20.02.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like the worst day of the year to have work cancelled.

15.02.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Find around and fuck out.

12.02.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He won't. He's boiling a frog.

11.02.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People really thought he would give a shit about the court order?

11.02.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet from user Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reads, "This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake." Below it, a BNO News tweet states, "UPDATE: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman rejects Elon Musk-led bid," followed by a screenshot of a tweet from Sam Altman (@sama) saying, "no thank you but we will buy twitter for $9.74 billion if you want."

A tweet from user Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reads, "This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake." Below it, a BNO News tweet states, "UPDATE: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman rejects Elon Musk-led bid," followed by a screenshot of a tweet from Sam Altman (@sama) saying, "no thank you but we will buy twitter for $9.74 billion if you want."

Oh now, that’s FUNNY.

11.02.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2701    πŸ” 217    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 11

Because jfc if that's not my vibe.

10.02.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really think I need to make a, "Miller dragging a nuke around," cosplay.

10.02.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bird flu was transmitted to a human in raw milk. RFK Jr just spreading that Kennedy curse out I guess.

10.02.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't we like, uninvent it?

07.02.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk y'all. Maybe money was a bad idea.

07.02.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans identities have been valid longer than Christian identity.

07.02.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My never-dating-again resolve has been at an all time high, then some yoga hippie with Farrah Fawcett hair who looks like 5 of my exes mashed together talks shit about Colleen Hoover at me and it crumbles.

05.02.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with four movies

04.02.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wait to play without the 14 hours of reading.

04.02.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To be couped by adults is disconcerting.

To be couped by children is downright insulting.

03.02.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5812    πŸ” 2038    πŸ’¬ 662    πŸ“Œ 191
The Alt-Right Playbook: The South Bank of the Rubicon
YouTube video by Innuendo Studios The Alt-Right Playbook: The South Bank of the Rubicon

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YFd...

03.02.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please. For all that is holy, invade us.

02.02.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This should be 25th amendment level conduct. The president ordered water to be released from a random dam in California nowhere near the wildfires and then claimed it would help. That’s literally Mad King behavior.

01.02.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14167    πŸ” 4695    πŸ’¬ 384    πŸ“Œ 280
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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

30.01.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22294    πŸ” 5037    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 1334
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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...

29.01.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 67381    πŸ” 27648    πŸ’¬ 1226    πŸ“Œ 1898

So this was all because Peter Thiel thought X was a stupid name for PayPal?

29.01.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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